Captain Bergatron

Literally every single GOP ad I've seen uses the words "sex change for children", which really hits home that they're the ones obsessed with that.

Good I hope he gets kicked out of his country club too.

There were 75 crashes (complete loss of aircraft) and 56 hijackings in the airline industry in 1972 alone.

She did her very best guys

It's wild that the techies have horseshoed ALL the way around to doomsday preppers and apocalyptic evangelicals

A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

I've never encountered the phrase "photon count analysis" being used in place of "seeing".

Literally the only visible form of energy, but, sure, whatever.

I gave Bean Soup Theory a proper lookup and wow if that isn't a window into the illiterate soul of social media discourse

It's sexy because the face looks much more symmetrical like that.

Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.

I would bet so much money that this all has to do with a frat thing

This is a conspiracy theory I'm gonna hang on to for a while.

“conservative unwittingly admits hes never woken up next to a woman, let alone just hung out with one” is one of my favorite genres of post

"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"

Donkey Kong grapple (L+A I think?) and literally run off the map while carrying them. Note: You will die too. But the smash gods demand blood. The sacrifice has never not been worth it.

"It's just my walkin' guillotine."

Only happens when I drink

Farming simulator saves me again

The degradation of training will continue until airshows improve.

"Temperature swings between negative 300 degrees and above boiling can hit a single piece of equipment simultaneously." Negative 300 degrees is colder than absolute zero. Unless they mean Fahrenheit; but we shouldn't assume that, because the whole article is devoid of units.

Man he's quick

It would be interesting to know how many of the ships "transiting" the Strait of Hormuz are outbound vs inbound. I can readily believe ships that have been bottled up for months are eager to escape if they can find a window. Not sure how many are willingly heading back in.

Yeah let's just see what Chernobyl tastes like

cannot wait for the gop midterm convention on national tv where every republican in a competitive race is forced to pledge an oath of loyalty to a demented sex criminal polling at 30% approval

the august 6th lockup expiration is going to be absolute cinema take the day off, make yourself some popcorn, pull up the stock ticker and watch the carnage

I had a very similar experience with my son at the Florida Pirate Museum. Still yelling "fire in the hole!" before popping balloons and shit

Iran has this planned out so that gas hits $6 per gallon two weeks before the midterm election.

My grandfather got run over by a trolley in 50s era San Francisco. Old cablecars were quite the deathtrap. They could only slow down on hills by a lever gripping the (already moving) cable, and the cable or lever would snap and send a runaway train down Filbert Street.

I see these AI fuckup deleted-everything posts on Twitter almost everyday but for some reason they never get less funny.

Homeboy Alfred Loewenstein'd her.

This is the retail use case! I will happily pay $20 nonrecurring for premium model access if it means I get an Android alarm clock app that works EXACTLY how I want! I don't have to wait on the market realizing that what I want is a hyperspecific alarm clock feature that isn't profitable!

There is more firing than ceasing in this “ceasefire”.

Crazy that not nutting gets a whole month but the BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM...

I like the term because it is extremely effective for demonstrating to MAGA voters why Trump sucks, even if it's obviously flawed policy-wise

If the uptick is from @flightradar24.com, then we're not seeing an uptick in ISR flights. What we're seeing is an uptick in ISR flights under orders to intentionally leave on devices like transponders and ADS-B. The total amount of flights including those we can't see is probably unchanged.

This is peak end-of-year college senior email writing.

My kid is a college senior and wrote this email to his prof today (Gen Z can’t catch a break from once in a lifetime things happening annually to them…)

Same guy picked a fight with Disney using the same playbook. He has a knack for picking fights where both sides lose.

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Oh I see. He meant guiding like in the directional, inspirational sense. Like the North Star.

Certainly not by opening the Strait of Hormuz

More banger lego rap memes, probably.

At best they knew about the threat and Trump insisted on going anyway. Much beyond that is rather unfathomable.

The funniest thing about this is that the Conga line originates from a Cuban festival procession and it's sounding like Cuba is Hegseths next target

I can't wait to see what I'll be paying for gas when the "congo[sic] line" arrives.