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Tell that to the gas and oil executives who inflate our gas prices every time the straight is down! Fuckin arrogant nazi rapist boy has no BUISNESS directing our military

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Then why are gas prices so high, Pete?

You fucked it up, you fix it. It doesn’t get much simpler than this.

Did…Pete Kegbreath…study…at the William…Shatner School…of Elocution?

It's closed because of you, your boss, and your boss' boss you tit!

Strait of Who? Never heard of it. Not important. No reason to open it. Let's concentrate on the important things, like making sure everyone knows we won't prosecute rape in the military. Hey, anyone got a random fishing boat we can sink? For reasons?

Pete, pretend Ireland Scotland and Canada stopped selling Irish/Canadian whiskey and scotch to the U.S. Wouldn’t that cause the price of your bourbon to go up? We just have to put this into relatable terms for him.

Hey Mr. Princeton Grad, what happens to the price of a good when demand increases?

truly a regime of nitwits and nincompoops

Hope you got plenty of fertilizers too.

If there isn't a problem with a closed strait. Why cry about it. And block and bomb the Iranian tankers for no reason? Hegseth, you are an idiot and a reckless warmonger! I guess the demented orange idiot told you to do it anyway.

Acting TV anchor at it again

This guy is a moron

And what about fertilizer and helium, genius?

Who writes this stuff?

Hegseth is so woefully ignorant of how global markets work--his "conga line" is composed of money flowing out of American's pockets

‘SecDeaf’ to facts, laws, morals and history…

Then why do you import 4 million barrels daily from Canada?

I’m going to explain this like I’m talking to a 5 year old. If there are 10 cupcake shops in town, and the US closes 2 of them, the price of cupcakes is going to go up because there are fewer cupcake shops in total. It doesn’t matter that we get ours from a different store: fewer shops = price go up

Just the stupidest

Oh, so we LOST lost, huh?

GFY

Those tankers are coming here to load up our diesel & sell to Europe & Africa because oil companies have to make that $$. Which will in turn drive up our diesel prices which will drive up prices of everything that truckers transport across this nation

Barely use it, yet all up in there. 🤦

They are unbelievably evil!!! And we will not forget….

Then explain $4.00….

It’s CONGA line, not Congo line, you fucking idiot

This guy is the most brainless twit to ever brainless twitted. Take away his microphone. He's an embarrassment. I can't even.

this works nicely with the "it's a gift to the world" line

Hey Kegbreath, oil prices are a commodity. It doesn't matter if OUR oil flows through it.

China absolutely loves us being aggressively incompetent with regards to green energy, because they get to corner the market on the systems.

“congo”

What a fucking idiot. Again, I am embarrassed to be a us citizen

What a stupid fucking idiot.

Don’t worry, when it goes back down all the commuters will be issued refunds for all the money they spent on gas instead of being able to put it toward a home or retirement account. What? What do you mean workers will just be expected to eat it?

Not to mention all ths refineries that have destroyed. Only an idiot would ignore the effect on the global energy market that reckless bombing would bring about. But there's an idiot at the wheel and another one at the DOD.

Yes! Thank you

This fucking idiot doesn't know what a supply squeeze is, and why one is hurtling towards the US.

Then why are we still there?

Only way out is for us to do what veterans wanted to do to begin with, put everything behind Ukraine 1) it would get criminal Putin on the defensive 2) Russia could not supply Iran 3) our military could learn the cutting edge new battlefield tactics 4) kick Russia back into Russia

Our allies do drunk

Gotta own the libs in every way possible, especially through bad vocabulary.

So did I. There's so much bad captioning out there, I figured that's what it had to be. But nope.

This idiot isn't telling people that "global conga line" is going to be a long queue of tankers that just sit waiting for filling weeks to months, that then will raise prices of diesel (& all goods shipped by diesel) as they export a bunch of the US's supply to the highest bidder.

He thinks that there's an infinite reservoir of oil under the U.S. (plus any sort of production capacity for American oil within the country, which there just isn't)

If we are so self-sufficient, why do we keep invading oil-rich countries in the Middle East? Our military is doing the bidding of oil companies then?

Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?

You will pay $8/gallon for gasoline and you will be grateful.

Yes

His Suessical way of speaking isn’t doing that idiot any favors!

Yes and even funnier it comes from Cuba

No Pete. Congo is a country your boss is sending innocent refugees to. Conga is the dance. You might remember it as the one in which you drunkenly try to grab some woman’s ass.

And neither does our MAGA base…

This 🎯

*"Just like my boss, I don't know how anything works."

An old, old cartoon. Two guys labeled us/eu in a plane look across the aisle where a third (Japan?) is staring out the window at a burning engine. First guy says to second “poor SOB —his wing is on fire.”

I’m not saying the secretary of defense should be smart enough to know the difference between “conga”and “Congo”, but it would be nice.

This is AI, right? Nobody is this stupid.

yeah the hell with the global community right Petey jfc

Perfect!!!

I don't even care that she rejected me. Actually, she's fat and ugly and all my friends think so! I won't let this get me down, these aren't tears I think its a very localized rain event!

And here they are:

Someone explain how global commodities work to these clowns.

Congo line? Seriously? Jfc.

So there’s no reason to be over there in the first place, huh? Interesting.

I can smell the scotch through my screen

Had anyone explained supply & demand to this clown?

So looking forward to his impeachment. Trump and his unqualified asses let the war criminal Netanyahu draw them into this unnecessary war, and now the most unqualified among them is attacking Europe for their "fancy" meetings and refusal to get drawn in.

Does he think its a congO line and not a congA line

Stop trying to make "global congo line" happen. It's not going to happen.

just the wettest, reddest, most absolute loser bitch energy a nation can possibly have

Dumb ass.

Ignoramus!! This man needs to go.

I wonder how many drinks he's already had this morning

He must deserve a prize for being out of his depth to an unrivalled degree.

Republicans as a whole just generally do not understand markets or cause and effect more generally...

Because the current government of the United States actually despises America and our ideals. The tyranny of the minority is in full force and effect.

Has no one explained commodities to him? OPEC?

This nutjob sounds like every other Rapethepublican you ever talked to... Greasy Slimy Substance Addicted Treason Weasels What's new?

Crude is different in Texas

So make peace and fuck off, you troglodyte!