Casper the Cursed Penny Finder

I found this ditty this morning and said to myself “you’re only 25 years too late”.

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@foxsports.com.web.brid.gy Fresno State alumni and boosters said “your starting the guy from the Valley”. The next Kevis Sweeney. No just kidding.

Forgot to celebrate the 26th anniversary of the release of the movie “Coyote Ugly” or as I like to call it “ IWWBFAGFWWSBF”.

Was on TicTok yesterday and joined a Live of a farmer picking up bales of hay and off in the distance was a wind turbine and commented “don’t get to close or you will get cancer”. He said that was a ridiculous statement. Told him who said it. Next thing I know the moderator said No Politics.

I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot.

Stephen Colbert had Paul McCartney and Bruce Springsteen during the final week of his show. Donnie Dotard can't even get Milli Vanilli.

Just saying, but when people are trying to do everything they can to prevent you from voting, that’s when you absolutely need to vote. Ready to make this the biggest midterm turnout in history?

So “bridge player” and “nuclear scientist” is the new terms for Hookers #billgates

@ktla.com kill the mic at street level, can’t hear Leesa or Mark’s commentary

when you have to release the epstein files while also trying to selectively omit the guy who's in them more than anyone else

It’s when my husband tells stories about the time he told a reporter he wanted her to have his baby, and then we learned all about felching, and the 37 affairs he documented in his diary during his previous marriage. There’s just no time like the holidays in the Kennedy house!

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Holy BF FDT now what did you do to the Dow

Happy Birthday @kamalaharris.com my birthday twin,10/20/64, same state but different time of day

@uscfootballnews.bsky.social you left too much time on the clock

Last night my wife looked out the bedroom window and said “hurry up and get your camera”. Remnants of Hurricane Mario. #sunset

Running the Auto Pen? WTF?

The government of the United States is pleased to announce that henceforth broadcast networks will have wholesome and patriotic programming that will not disparage Leader Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Man 25 years since the release of “Coyote Ugly” or as I like to refer to that night #IWWBAGWWSBF

Go to hell Bernie, law & order

it's thoughtless, bone headed ethnic cleansing

This part

Flippers Up!

@gtconway.bsky.social my cartoon:

"On day one"

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

Let this sink in.

That was the worst episode of The Apprentice I have ever seen

Generations of American patriots, from our revolution onward, have fought for the principles Zelenskyy is risking his life to defend. But today, Donald Trump and JD Vance attacked Zelenskyy and pressured him to surrender the freedom of his people to the KGB war criminal who invaded Ukraine.

Happy Birthday Victor Hugo, Do You Hear the People Sing

I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

I think we’ve come up with the name…

This is so good.

He wears a Dei-per