tatiana 🌈

cool that my hormones are going absolutely fuckin buck wild, crazy acne, hair is oily no matter what, and i'm in my 40s. fucking what

Part side and part dip, creamed spinach is basically a vehicle for eating cream and cheese with greens thrown in there as a bonus for health. . . we guess. Sign us up, but douse it in queso. 🧀

i love screensaver mode on the steam deck?? when did they even add this

it was a good day for food

Hard to explain this without sounding like a snot but there's a certain kind of irritation when you take a day off from being funny and end up surrounded by extremely unfunny people who just won't stop quipping

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

some couples are peanut butter & jelly and some are peanut butter & bad idea

accidentally wore my menstrual cup to school. imagine my fear trying to change this shit while wearing chef whites. *mom voice* lord have mercy

"and i don't talk shit about you on the internet / never told anyone anything bad / cause that shit's embarrassing / you were my everything / and all that you did was make me fuckin' sad" ty billie eilish

i hate being a sports fan. why do i do this

got a cute lil commission of our pets for @kenlowery.bsky.social from @keymonster.bsky.social in their very cool #botanimals style <3 they were wonderful to work with during a really tumultuous and unpredictable time for us.

billy found a snake in the laundry room today. after this pic I tried to catch it but it slithered under the dryer. a few minutes later, i walked by & billy was curled up around the snake, who i assumed was dead. it was not dead. billy was just hanging out with it.

my son, Billy, who is a cat, is obsessed with me

Rick Steves owns, actually

Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!

Why waste time trying to explain the concept of a rightward drift in the Overton Window when you could just show someone a chart of when my cats think they should get dinner vs. when they do get dinner over time

it's 2030. there is one american game job. the game is a result of the fortnite-roblox merger. they added gatchas and ads exclusively for prediction market platforms. while you work on it, jared kushner and a random c-suite with at least 3 sexual assault cases take turns yelling at you.

your whales must be seen before they can be killed

can't put microtransactions, ads, and gambling in Bioware franchises 🤷‍♀️

The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c

HRF's investigation places the 52nd Battalion—including Glass and his Vampire Empire Company—near her vehicle during the killing. Today, Glass walks free in the U.S. ➡️ More →

🇺🇸🚨 The @hindrajabfoundation.be has filed an urgent request with the U.S. Department of Justice, demanding the immediate investigation, arrest, and prosecution of Sean Glass, currently present in the United States. Glass commanded the Israeli unit implicated in Hind Rajab's murder.

NEW: @pregnancyjust.bsky.social has found more than 900 cases since Dobbs where people were prosecuted for pregnancy outcomes. Most involved live births where mothers were suspected of using drugs. The future of criminalized pregnancy is already here. www.thenation.com/article/soci...

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

i thought THE DEVILS hated women on a primordial, biblical level and found it wildly uncomfortable 🤷‍♀️

If you're backyard is close to water, consider building a frog sauna to help treat chytrid!

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

bad news: turns out bluesky was connected to the internet this whole time

one thing i'll give england credit for is their cheese. i'd pop a "god save the queen" over a red leicester cheddar

i need to bring a hoodie literally everywhere

girls only want one thing and it is a single aspect of human life that has not been intentionally made worse in the interest of chasing limitless profit

"this won't matter as much in the morning" i tell myself as i embark on hour two of trying to fall asleep