Carlos Holmstrom-Sabo

I’m not taking any f*ing chances. We need to campaign hard and get out every voter we can. We all remember what happened last time the quants told us not to worry because it was statistically improbable.

I think this one is my favorite I haven't already seen here

🎶 “I’ve got a boo-boo, you can’t catch me!” 🎶 -The three year old

Be careful out there today. #minneapolis

I just got my very first person to person email which was obviously written by AI. This is like the time I caught COVID like 3 years after everyone else.

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

USA has died for our sins

Stevie Wonder cover by an artist I just discovered

Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.

Wearing a mask indoors all day reminds me of air travel. I feel like I should be overpaying for food and sitting around.

Trump and his shitheads have successfully damaged the US Postal Service. Packages sent to us from St Paul sometimes go to Arizona or California before coming back to Minneapolis.

From the cargo bike’s odometer

Here’s Why Weather Forecasts Have Seemed So Inaccurate Lately. Meteorologists simply aren't able to gather as much data as they used to, and you're suffering for it. gizmodo.com/heres-why-we...

Historians will study this era. A whole crop of PhDs will try to explain why we thought putting ground, granulated rice or rice crispies on roasted vegetables made them fancy. I may not see this damage undone in my lifetime.

Minneapolis

Happy Captain Picard Day!

The interface for Apple Music on the Apple TV sucks. #whaaaaaaaaaa

I get steamed about this kind of crap. These bridges and sidewalks are bare minimum mobility for people screwed by freeway infrastructure. www.minnpost.com/cityscape/20...

Writing with a fountain pen is like driving an elegant, gorgeous car that you have to jump start every single time.

Portland bar and club managers talk about "It" happening like medieval Europeans talked about Prester John. Times are bleak now, lads, but one elderly man's failing organs are all that stand between us and 150 million Americans launching a drinking binge.

Imma go to the office tomorrow, wear gradient shades all day, and suggest I don’t value human life. We’ll see how it goes.

incredible stuff going on here

Dear neighbor, I am frustrated, though unsurprised, to hear that an unelected, undemocratic body—unaccountable to voters—is considering a charter amendment to strip the public of an important role they hold in their government. 1/

I will never forgive the people who are not doing everything they can to stop the man who just threatened to commit nuclear genocide.

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

The funniest thing about 12 year old boys wearing fluorescent Pit Vipers to museums and airports is that I can 100% relate.

How embarrassing. I JUST pealed this off.

I’m excited to speak at the South by Southwest (SXSW) conference tomorrow in Austin, Texas. This session will be called “Defending Democracy: How Cities Rise Up When Feds Push Down."

I heard it’s windy. I’m getting ready to set sail!

I’m always pleasantly surprised when I get a like or follow on Bluesky. I spend some time on Instagram and it’s all bots. But here it’s like “oh, that’s a real person. And they seem pretty cool.”

Windows Notepad supports Markdown! This is so great!

Interesting.

I can’t say it.

youtu.be/WyF8RHM1OCg

Worst driving conditions in years.

I see a spaceship with faster than light capabilities and extensive bike parking. I like it.

We know that 4more children from Liam's school are still in ICE custody in TX. But we still do not know how many children from MN in total have been detained by ICE.

I initially scrolled past this because it was so unpleasant. Read it. Share it with your Fox News brainwashed aunt.

👇 This was posted in response to USA Today’s lousy headline that said that Gov Walz was criticized for comparing the situation some Minnesota children are facing to Ann Frank’s.

Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab

Every day, but especially on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we're reminded of the systemic racism that plagues every part of the U.S. criminal legal system – from arrest to sentencing and even reentry. Here's what the data shows 🧵

This is important.

Good morning Minneapolis!