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literal chills

I'm not one to complain about minor changes to a ui, but jesus christ the color of the new firefox menu bar gives my eyes genuine discomfort

@jonbois.bsky.social watching tennis

Everyone in my usual discord voice chat has adopted the phrase "straight up Zorkin it".

the weather app is right eventually. storm's coming tomorrow.

shoutout to my local AMC! you designed the perfect chair to attack the knees and back of anyone over 6'0. gotta respect the craftmanship

my favorite part of the odyssey was when nolan said directly to the camera: societal bonds are breaking down and those of us still maintaining those bonds are being taken advantage of by grifters who should be shot in the neck. second favorite was the cyclops

the new fire emblem looks pretty good

beautiful enby named Spam Risk blowing up my phone

there needs to be separate bathrooms for people who need to poop and people who need to shit

I've been really getting into issuing ultimatums recently. Telling the guy making my sandwich "you have 48 hours". Warning my dentist that there will be consequences for failure. Can't recommend it highly enough.

“not to point fingers but-“

🚨🚨🚨REAL LIFE GHOST SIGHTING👻👻👻CLICK AWAY OR BE HAUNTED FOR 1000 YEARS💀💀💀

I get that being a regular at a place is cool for the sense of community, but can I be the mysterious handsome stranger instead?

Let's take this offline. Let's take this outside. I'll see you in the parking lot.

Important new starter for Pokemon Winds and Waves

Would you like a cool sweatshirt? Ok Hades 2 $400 No Hades 2

going thru the stages of grief for my vacation. today I'm on anger I guess

got pulled out of a doom scrolling loop by someone posting "pooping so hard my butt falls off and i die". thanks I needed that

how do i signal to my hibachi chef that I'm one of the chill white folk

This guy I sit near toggles caps lock to capitalize instead of holding shift. Insane behavior

We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games. Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏

people don't give Imagine Dragons enough credit for how groundbreaking they were. I don't even know how they managed to be the first AI band all the way back in 2012

boo

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Dex, is this real?

Might finally have to retire this ball… it has given all it can Rest easy brother

Yasumi "The World Has Not Improved In The Last 30 Years" Matsuno

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they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

The Nightreign twins have been looking forward to Silksong🧵

pls... no more posts about food... show me literally anything else

no

no opinion on woke cracker barrel, but like 25 years ago i was eating there with my grandpa and he ordered a fried shrimp platter. at one point i looked at his plate and it was empty, and i asked if he was eating the tails. "what the hell do you care," he said

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

Chicken Soup for the Bowl

Playing a drunk playthru of mario 64 and trying to teach my unreceptive, inebriated friends speedrunning tech youtu.be/Fc1P-AEaEp8?...

trying to find a switch 2 and final fantasy mtg cards means I'm beefing with scalpers harder than ever. just leave some colorful cardboard and a mario machine for the rest of us pls

An exploit for Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2 allows players to summon almost anything via Autobuild Sharing. No modding is involved; all it takes is the right QR code to bring forth a legion of new friends.

hey gronk, how much does ai make excluding funding by venture capitalists? hey copilot how many middle management suits will pay to send a corporate casual email once a day? hey apple intelligence, what is an economic bubble?

perhaps I'm thinking too hard about what to name things in my dnd homebrew