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it's hard to believe that such a beautiful mind belongs to the same woman who bought tumblr for a billion dollars and sold it for three million

One Chart That Explains The 2026 B.C. Election

David Eby

70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

drivers when they see literally anything that could inconvenience them or change their plans in the slightest

I don't know enough about Nathan Fielder or what's going on, but I'm worried that people are confusing documentarians and journalists again.

i hate leaf blowers i hate them with my life

i do not like seeing youtube videos posted "20 yrs ago"

delete july + august & replace with two more months of october

just saw Everything

i actually love how every month or so all my data gets leaked or stolen from some company that had it. i think it's cool and fun

da bear season 5 pretty good. i like how a lot of the message of the show seems to be don't yell so fucking much. don't be so loud. i agree

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

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i love october i love eating various orange coloured pastries

i want to be a life's dreamer on twinch da tv

i am calling for a five year international moratorium on the word "wholesome" STAT

i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:

me personally if i were coughing every five seconds i would probably wear a mask when riding the bus with other people

been working on my own thing

I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this

LIFE HACK: you're allowed to take the advil like 20 minutes into your headache you don't have to suffer a certain number of hours before taking it

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

love going to the doctor where im always the youngest person in the waiting room by like 20 years

as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

What was this, the second time in a month that leftists gleefully joined in on a harassment campaign initiated by reactionaries against covid cautious people? Seems like that indicates a critical absence in awareness and analysis. Maybe y’all should fix that. And your hearts too.

watching ep 4 of Furious

giving an emmy to someone named emmy feels a little on the nose but at this point i wouldn't be mad

who decided to put the end call button exactly where the unlock screen button goes. i just want to talk

When my brow pencil makes a good point.

i have had multiple "oh you haven't heard about cumming in the fluffer?" conversations in the past few weeks which is not great for myself or for others

off to the races #coyotevsacme

dudes rock

it's been over six years and it hasn't happened yet. but every day the possibility is there. one day i WILL try to take a drink without lowering my mask first