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Bluesky a band Jimmy Skeet World

eBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out.

In case you missed it, here's my article about how completely f*cked the whole "ASI extinction" discourse is right now. If ASI is "misaligned," humanity dies out (they say). But if ASI is "aligned," humanity also dies out. www.realtimetechpocalypse.com/p/the-asi-ex...

Yet another Kalshi offering that serves no legitimate economic purpose. It's not possible to make a rational bet on this without material non-public information. It's a market solely for fraud by both regulators and corporate insiders, and everyone connected to it in any way should go to prison.

NEVER FORGET the debt we all owe to the Miccosukee Tribe, without whom it would still be open. And never forget that Indigenous sovereignty and all our safety and flourishing are forever intertwined.

First Minecraft inside of Minecraft, now this? Exquisitely unnecessary.

Tech CEOs in 2026: ‘We spent billions to hopefully one day have an ai that can make people feel like it’s portraying real emotions for tv, but we need way more money to do it’ Jim Henson in 1955: ‘yeah so I stuck some ping pong balls to a bit of old felt and called it Kermit’

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

Old man blocked by Cloud

Make a band out of two others: Third Eye Blind Melon

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Slightly diminish a video game: Region of Skirminshcraft: The Singed Endeavor

The Fugitive With Big Naturals

Ruin a band by changing one letter Third Eye Bling

Reminding everyone for no particular reason that Section 230 is one of the last things standing between free speech online and Trump having control over everything you see and say on the internet

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue. we’ll all subscribe en masse

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from"Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers"

I spent some time with OpenAI's new AI video app Sora. Not just slop but ragebait, fake crimes and women splattered with white goo. The implications of all of this are horrifying.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

On today's episode of "Pundit or Pornhub?" we have a pride month special

either way it dissolves, centrism is an illusory state of comfort that exists between real moral positions

centrist: we need to focus on popular policy me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare? centrist: no haha not that policy me: ok so…gun control? centrist: no lol not that policy either me: ok which policy? centrist: oh you know the ones

people using em dashes to identify chatgpt sucks cause I liked being the kind of person to pretentiously use them correctly

The whole 'Grok is a boer now' thing is very funny, but it also really exposes how every 'AI tool' isn't just passively biased from training data, but actively designed to shape your worldview according to the interests of the billionaires who made them.

Coffee allergy

They’re arresting judges now

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

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Literally something Trevor from the bad place would pull

BREAKING: The FDA is planning to end most of its routine food safety inspections, according to CBS News. www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...

Illegal ideas.