Celia

AHEAD of the GAME #TheArchers

Poor Vince! Hair today, gone tomorrow? #TheArchers

A few tricky emails to send...does Vince reach out to the remaining relatives of each of the beasts that have been despatched individually.!? #TheArchers

They’re all trying to find the guy who did this

You don't need to buy vegetables in my neighbourhood - you can pick them on the banks of the river Brent near me from self-seeded plants on a raft of sewage and wet wipes www.londoncentric.media/p/london-riv...

Oh there is more… 56% of Gen Z respondents to a survey said they've had a gravy-related dispute, compared with 17% of over-65s

#Today'sStats GRAVY. We consume an estimated 11m litres of gravy - enough to fill 4 Olympic-sized pools – weekly. RAIN. One inch of rain falling for one hour on the City of London would fill 24-25 Olympic-sized pools. More later as we get it…

oh for god's sake - David, Josh and Pip are all as juvenile as each other. Stella's outburst could have been about any or all of them. And being pathetic does not a drama make. There's a difference drama vs a drama #TheArchers

I don't think it's wrong to not come back from the other side of the world for a wedding especially if you're in a remote area and don't have much money. Am I a monster? #TheArchers

"This encounter is both real and imaginary – in other words, theatrical." A wonderful description of Deborah Warner's The Angel Project, a peripatetic meditation around some of NYC's liminal spaces 13 years ago. www.hotreview.org/articles/som...

Someone should ram that unicorn's horn down Keira's froat #TheArchers

I don't get how Anthropic can give these dire warnings about inadequate safety controls (worms in your smart TV and smart fridge) and yet continue to develop AI. If it's so bad, just stop with it then

This is confusing: this woman on #R4 #InsideHealth is talking about food in a national emergency. Fridges don't work (no electricity) but microwaveable rice is on the menu. 🤔

Travelled to Bristol for the weekend for £8.50 return. (National Express) It takes two hours from Hammersmith stop. The train takes around one and a half to one and three-quarter hours from Padd and costs a lot more than that, even if you book 'Advance Singles' on specific trains. #publictransport

Wait, what?

I had a good experience, but I did go first thing. I accepted having limited time to look at it as the price you pay for hundreds of thousands of other people wanting to see it too. The corporate event, though, stopping people with tickets entering – that's another story #BayeuxTapestry #R4Today

My mums married to his girlfriend’s mums hamster. #TheArchers

Bag of crisps you say I know just the room follow me #TheArchers

With millions of people listening in!! #TheArchers

If only he hadn't picked up, he could be sitting on the sofa next to his brother clinking beers and talking about a job well done with the loft insulation #TheArchers

See, Grant's rookie error there was to come in to Ambridge from beyond the bypass. One minute he's having a normal Sunday evening. The next, he's been drawn into the vortex of a psychodrama not of his own making #TheArchers

The Tory appropriation of the Bayeux tapestry for propaganda is ironic: they are referencing something made by immigrants who invaded us and destroyed our culture

I give you…. Ed Milliband and Angela Rayner in the Conservative Bayeux Tapestry

Maya looking like a Romanian shepherd. #CelebrityTraitors

Interesting how telly definitions change in the streaming era. It’s not live television, but essential to watch live! It’s great to have programmes the country watch in unison. Well done #BBC #CelebrityTraitors 📺

I'm sorry, but that jumpsuit #celebritytraitors #thetraitors

YESSSSS #celebritytraitors #thetraitors

"I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living" is a bold play for a host of the Today programme #CelebrityTraitors

Biggles Fails to Return (1943) #CelebrityTraitors #Traitors

The triple lock is dead, long live the triple lock?

Was that a little, barely suppressed snigger from Nick Robinson when he gave the action line info after the men and eating disorders segment? #R4Today

I went to the Bayeux Tapestry today ⚔️ 🛡️🤴🏻🐴 They kept us moving in an encouraging yet hilarious way. Like: 'Well done guys that's GREAT shuffling. Thank you so much for keeping it moving. So proactive here with the shuffling. Thank you so much!'

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

Related: There are an awful lot of 'creative coaches' around who charge their clients for sessions with experts and yet somehow or other can't quite scrape the money together to pay said writers/artists &c for their expertise

If so some eason you do choose to work for free (for example, for a charity, or to support a small local enterprise), consider sending them an invoice for your usual fee, and mark it void. That way, they'll know the value of what you're giving them.

my brilliant colleague @robertshrimsley.bsky.social on the threat from Elon Musk’s X platform www.ft.com/content/f270...

No mention from the sisters of the guy's conviction for ploughing into a female cyclist on his motorbike and riding off without stopping to check how badly injured she was or to phone for help #R4Today

lol at everyone losing their marbles at Harrison having slept with someone once, last week, and suggesting he’s going to move in with this person he’s slept with once rather than - oh dear, living in the house he pays for #TheArchers

My 1st job was in a WHSmith bookshop in Fife. In the morning I'd collect books from the shop, based on a list produced each day, & pack them in boxes. Then at lunch a lorry would arrive with new books. We'd take the new ones out & put the old ones in. They were the same books. It did affect me, yes.

Send Henry round to Tom’s new greenhouse with his cricket bat. #TheArchers

Anna + Keira. A lot of flapping and freaking. Not sure whether I should be putting myself through this. It can't be right to hate fictional characters so much #TheArchers

I enjoy an obscure history programme but I think The Killer wave of 1607: Timewatch - The tsunami that struck Britain's coast might be a bit niche even for me

“Local stores next to the protected bike-lane have seen a 49% increase in sales, compared to an average of 3% for Manhattan as a whole.” (Among MANY other public benefits.) Want To Make More Money? Build A Business On A Bike Lane. #CityMakingMath via @fastcompany.com #BikeLanesMeanBusiness

The Night of the Radishes (Spanish: Noche de Rábanos) is an annual event held on December 23 in Oaxaca, Mexico, dedicated to the carving of oversized radishes. #TheArchers