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Excellent diversionary tactic Keira. #TheArchers

You won’t read another book for the next 10yrs Kirsty. #TheArchers

Can we get back to the bishop hauling Alan up about Carol’s money? #TheArchers

Please say Harrison hasn’t been a role model #TheArchers

Are we all up and running? #TheArchers

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Ahem #TheArchers

Just call me Mystic Mattocks. #TheArchers

Knobby Russet it is. #TheArchers

Did Chelsea get flowers? #TheArchers

I don’t think the residents of Ambridge will have remembered to turn back the clocks if they’re still on last Tuesday. #TheArchers

Pip: Rosie is telling all her friends that you’ve come back from Patagonia looking fit as f**k. #TheArchers

Are the SWs still deciding what lasting injuries to bestow on Vince? #TheArchers

Poor Vince doesn’t deserve a visit from Pip and Josh. #TheArchers

Gearing up to have a walk 💨 ☔️

He’s getting worse! Surprised he didn’t pursue Chelsea and offer to help get her out of her wet clothes after the Vincident. #TheArchers

Harrison sounds quite creepy when he’s trying to be sweet. #TheArchers

Don’t know which is worse, being in the cat chat group or being excluded from it. #TheArchers

If you were a scriptwriter who would you have the chimney stack to fall on ?

I bet the baby’s going to be called Storm #TheArchers

We’d better not hear Tom being smug about his greenhouse. #TheArchers

More characters should just stand around bitching about Tom. Honestly, a full episode of that would be cool. Fuck it, if they weren't closing 4Extra I'd say they could go as far as an entire series. #TheArchers

The greenhouse survived. Drat. #TheArchers

*Immediately leaves cat chat.* #TheArchers

The thermals are on. #TheArchers

Pupdate as promised. Only 5 left! The last 4 are going tomorrow. @eartothearchers.bsky.social

Hopefully Pip and Stella are going on a VERY long honeymoon #TheArchers

Tom’s greenhouse doesn’t stand a chance #TheArchers

What became of Clarrie, Eddie and the turkeys? #TheArchers

I've just caught up with the new Josh and now I need a sit down. #TheArchers

Braced and ready #TheArchers

Elizabeth Pargetter is to storms what Rita Fairclough is to trams #TheArchers

Please please let most of the trees pile up on Tom's greenhouse 😁 #TheArchers

No amount of hairspray is going to save Vince’s hair do. #TheArchers

Shula not speaking then. #TheArchers

Whatever the outcome tonight, it was ALL Pip’s fault. #TheArchers

Pevensey last night

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I love that we can all argue for days about biscuits but there is total unanimity about throwing Vince under the bus (or tree in this case) instead of Chelsea! #TheArchers

Of all the characters they could have dropped a tree on, why choose one we all really like? #TheArchers

They better not have hurt Chelsea #TheArchers

I can’t stand vows written by the *happy* couple 🤢 #TheArchers

Does the brides meeting beforehand signal impending disaster? I’m asking hopefully. #TheArchers