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I genuinely don’t think half the twats on here understand why you use “BREAKING:” to start a post and simply think it’s like “YO!!!” for big people.

I'm pleading with anyone who covers the Celtics to ask Paul George just once this preseason, "What exactly did you mean when you said, regarding the end of your Clippers tenure, 'you just wanted the Kawhi deal?'"

It’s so funny (and even more telling) that the owners of professional sports teams acknowledge that there’s a problem with having an enormous wealth gap, but it only matters to them when it’s the difference between different magnitudes of billionaire.

We didn’t ask you to release a diary. We demanded you release the Epstein files. We even passed a law.

Like 6 different admissions of his about wanting to or alleging to have fucked 16-year-old girls. What a tool.

I don’t mind that the Dodgers got Skubal. Paid a decent price, but other teams could have matched and taken on his deal. It’s a choice not to do it. Dodgers are good on-field villains, but the real villains in baseball are owners who rake in cash but cry “small market!” when it’s time to spend.

Remember when David Hogg was running for DNC chair and the establishment stepped in and said we needed a responsible adult and then gave us Ken Martin, who throws his phone at his staffers? Also the DNC is $2 million in debt. But centrists still demand they should be in charge.

Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?

Trump “I the most abused in history” ME CHECKING NOTES Have you spoken to your rape victims yet?

Ronald Reagan ignored the AIDS crisis—and his “dear friend” from Hollywood, Rock Hudson, who asked for help. Dr. Fauci jumped in and helped. Guess which guy the homophobic ghouls in the Republican Party revere today.

News: The U.S. economy grew at a disappointing 1.5% in the 2nd quarter of 2026. Congratulations to @sarahbca.bsky.social for her “Bookmark this” comment last December when Howard Lutnick said 2Q of 2026 would be “amazing.” @atrupar.com

The Trump admin had a real theory of war: Put on a show of toughness, tell people how manly you are, disdain law, do war crimes, and you win. Earlier losses came from leaders too "weak" to do that. It was a very stupid theory. But they espoused it a lot, really seem to believe it, and acted on it.

David Brouillette will wreck his own cover multiple times because that murderous, psycho pig won’t be able to shut the fuck up about how he’s a victim.

When Justice is blind, bad guys take the fifth. When justice is corrupt, good guys take the fifth. Feel free to share.

😎🪴🌵 There are alternatives to coal, gas, and oil. And there are alternatives to data centers, but there are no alternatives to clean air and clean drinking water

Jalen Hurts is a Super Bowl winning QB, a Super Bowl MVP, and a complete sentence.

The GOP is desperately trying to rewrite history, but just a reminder that Donald Trump was president during the lockdowns, and he awarded Fauci a presidential commendation for his work on COVID. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

lol, bonkers

@mimapleman.bsky.social I agree with you, but turning off replies like you’re a Kardashian who can’t be bothered, when you’re spamming the blue-leaning masses with click-bait on the 14th-most popular social media site, is how you get blocked. No time to ignore replies, no time for social media.

Didn’t Steve Bannon go to jail because he ignored a Congressional subpoena after he exhausted his legal fight to fight its legitimacy? Did any of these 100 twats demand Shitler testify between presidencies? Any fucking moron that falls for this political theater is a cable-news watching rube.

Economy is a wreck, data centers are being built behind people’s backs, Iran is kicking our ass as we deplete our weapons and oil reserves, Todd Blanche can’t get confirmed because of the Epstein Files, but no let’s have the usual GOP suspects dunk on an 85-year-old for something from 6 years ago.

"sorry our devices are expensive, what if you didn't actually own them and we charged interest also?"

It's not a disagreement about politics. Itr's a morality/decency thing.

We need to talk about cyclospora. The team that was tracking it? Donald Trump and RFK Jr. cut it by more than 70%. The surveillance network meant to track it? The Trump Administration made Cyclospora reporting optional and didn't even bother telling the public until two months after they did it.

Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship. But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen. Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship. But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother. They are both shameless hypocrites.

Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB???? Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian

The legacy media sat there while Trump lied about the past elections and "joked" about running again in 2028. They did not boo. They did not walk out. They just sat there and ate their dinner. The journalists in that room will be remembered as the journalists in that room.

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The cyclospora outbreak has reached 7,400 cases across 9 states. The FDA just recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,300 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”

Can’t wait to watch the 2026-27 Sixers.

The 8.5 games in which LeBron and Embiid play together this year are going to be absolutely electric

@theomoudakis.bsky.social Do you draw everything by hand, use software, or both? I haven’t cartooned since 2004 but want to get back in the game.

It's wild how @govandybeshear.bsky.social is so quickly losing the Democratic presidential nomination before the process even starts, all over a likely dead senator from Kentucky. Did Andy not get the memo that Dem voters want *only* fighters?

LeBron is so weird he pulled the reverse Fresh Prince

"Before filmmaker Chris Nolan raised eyebrows with the casting of Lupita Nyong’o as Helen of Troy in his blockbuster The Odyssey, Orson Welles had cast Eartha Kitt in the same role in his 1950 stage production of Time Runs..." #FilmSky wellesnet.com/eartha-kitt-...

We found that the sepsis rate in second-trimester pregnancy loss hospitalizations increased by more than 50% under Texas’ abortion ban. Here’s how we did our analysis. (Published Feb. 2025)

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DNC Compiling Backup List Of Mainers Who Own A Nice Shirt, Just In Case