the ceph account

another day at the general mills factory. that dipshit capn crunch is just filling the boxes with fuckin berries again. they gotta can his ass

Am I the only person in the world that hates Face ID and wouldn’t miss it? It has silly bugs that should have been removed years ago. It fails to work if there’s sun glare, or if I look at it wrong, or if I’m wearing glasses or a mask. I’d pick Touch ID and never look back if I could!

It's because the Republican platform is simple: They want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it.

A lot of people say that Trump’s mooted election bribes are paying you your own money back. That’s wrong. It’s transferring money from immigrants who pay taxes to people who want them deported. Just another shakedown to add to the list.

saw the trailer for Wild Horse Nine and was like “all these weird guys in one film? gotta be a Martin McDonaugh joint” and imagine my delight

The great thing about podcasts as someone with no object permanence is that I forget about them for a year and there’s at least a couple of hours of stuff to binge. Except for ALAB

watched a guy on YouTube cut into a piece of sodium and got oddly hungry

An Open Letter To The People Writing Lengthy Posts About 'Why I'm Going Back to Twitter' dansinker.com/posts/2026-1...

There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!

If your marathon sign says “pain is temporary, Strava is forever” I’m issuing you a $50 fine

Laurent Mekies has the smile of a man who won’t be fielding questions about his job this weekend

The term everyone is dancing around is "secret police", a hallmark of totalitarian regimes.

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I’m usually against the Carceral State but I hope they give Citeh the death penalty

these bozos are going to get every human reverse engineer of old video games threatened with a decade of prison time

It's gonna be so cool when all of these projects (including the ones real humans put tens of thousands of hours into) get the notice of a litigious publisher and they set precedent that gets all of them taken down

Is cities skylines 2 still not as good as 1

Thinking about increasing the microplastics in my diet so my nuts will swell to the size of two wrecking balls

Using your forum at the UN as a head-of-state to beef with a mayor from another country is loser shit

Not to be too conspiratorial but it sure feels like the purple Democrats as much as anything are attacking trans people to punish them for their reliable support of progressive/demsoc causes

My “not involved in firing Macklemore” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my t-shirt

Norris arguing about drinking a full-fat coke in the cooldown room like he's a moody teenager lmao

Has anyone done any research on social media posting volumes when LLM provider outages happen

1. Anti-trans Democrat Seth Moulton just lost his Senate primary in a LANDSLIDE to outspoken trans ally Ed Markey. To Moulton, trans kids were a liability the Democratic Party needed to abandon. But to Massachusetts voters, the only liabilities are Democrats like him.

Whoever this is they truly post exclusively in PvP zones

are DIP switches technically a PROM

but yeah back in the day you could go to your guy at EMI Records and be like "sorry. this album just can't work unless we have our guy who provides Various Shouts"

lando mo'wins

Everyone talks about how The Matrix is a trans allegory but not enough talk about how it is also about how it is cool and correct to beat up transphobes and AI sycophants

102% chance of being racist

Strange that the civility types who are usually rushing to “don’t speak ill of the dead” when decrepit right wingers die of old age have nothing to say about what happened to Arday

Big Pokemon Center doesn’t want you to know you can heal your mons just by sending them to the PC

Lyndon B Johnson after hearing about what happened in Dallas

Is it my imagination or does every Tesla feel like it has absolutely Fucked Up suspension

It’s wild that basically everything in TNG happens because Q can’t express his love for Picard

LRT: the "woke argument for subsistence farming" people annoy me so much

Air to Ground Message: TONIGHTS CDG FLIGHTS MIGHT CANCEL BECAUSE PARIS ATC IS CRYING AT THE BAR Area: Norwood, MA, USA Type: Boeing 767-400 A: #aa62433d386 F: #f181ac48897

Air to Ground Message: THANK YOU. THE FRENCH ARE GOING TO BE MAD... MIGHT BE THE FIRST TIME YOU SEE A FRENCHMAN FIGHT Area: Norwood, MA, USA Type: Boeing 767-400 A: #aa62433d386 F: #f181ac48897

Air to Ground Message: GETTIN GOOD AT PUSHING BUTTONS Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Boeing 737-900 A: #a4c7fd1a487 F: #f4e8fbc5c20

We go now to the VAR review area where it's just showing a video of Infantino telling the referee to award the USA 5 goals.

Spain really are the most boring Good team in world football.