Chef Diogenes

I LOVE TODAY

What did Chef do today? Tentatively initiated a recall of whole duck from one brand due to a recipe on the package telling people to risk their health by rinsing the duck under cold water

I have a lot of time for a terrible Simpsons wrestling meme

Catching up on the dragon Ball universe, currently on the Buu saga in Kai. My favorite bit is Piccolo constantly calling Gotenks by the wrong name

Gonna do a quick skyline temp check Ahem SCRIB DOON

Got a few coworkers looking at add more weight (one for health reasons and another for muscle) and I gotta say, if you're looking at calories? Eat more duck.

I worked at a place that makes industrial mixer tanks and parts for 2 days. First day was computer training. Second day was about 2 hours long because they "couldn't find any PPE". Bitch I ain't going blind for you

Oh great the smbc guy is into genAI now

A federal immigration agent shot a man in the Bronx on Thursday afternoon, the latest of nearly two dozen such shootings in the past two years.

I didn't know who Jacob Geller was when I woke up but after reading up some, idgaf who he is. Get that bum out of here, you don't get a slap on the wrist and walk away just because you're a darling.

In order for there to be restorative justice, justice must be served. A "mild suspension" and shame are not justice.

Pour one out, a noble soldier fell in battle. Rest in peace, sous vide that I got from an Amazon returns auction site for $2 that was worth $80 but only returned because the box was messed up.

As we talk about what happened at Cornell, please take a moment to learn about how a young LSU student is fighting for help against that school’s storied football program

Plugging my crowdfund for visibility💔🏳️‍⚧️ Any support helps ❗️

ko-fi.com/ciara93086 Im currently raising💰 for EMERGENCY🚨RELOCATION im currently being cyber stalked by my ex abuser and have been financially cut off from my black conservative family. I have a job opportunity in LA. I need help ending my lease early (550$) + extra emergency travel funds (500$)

Every hour until 3pm ET on the official ROH YouTube channel, we’ll release a FULL MATCH featuring PAC from AEW and the ROH archives. Today, we mourn. But we also celebrate his life, his passion, and the unforgettable moments he gave us.

Wrestling’s greatest sneak attack.

Seven women are now at the center of this investigation. Five may be dead. No final account has been established. We should not need a million files, a room full of chemicals, and the possibility of a serial killer before missing women become visible. www.swopbehindbars.org/post/seven-w...

We try to post threads because we know not everyone will click links. This is one of those threads, please read it, but please also click the link and read the entire piece. We have been watching this story unfold but haven't seen much media traction. There is a serial killer in Philadelphia.

KAUNTINENTAL CLASSIC

OhmyGOD IT'S HAPPENING

I forgot that tennis player Novak Djokovic loves pule SO MUCH that a rumor started in 2012 that he bought the world's supply.

Learn to make pork chops.

Knife selection is important. The knife must match what you are cutting. Bread knife for bread. Chef's knife for most jobs. Lightsaber for your estranged father who turned to the dark side. Follow me for more helpful cooking tips.

Cutting lemons is the perfect way to find every tiny cut on your hand. Follow me for more cooking tips

Yet another browser I'm not touching ever again.

Pork chops are a lot easier to work with than people think. Scratchy is here to show you 3 ways to make them - straight up, a popular method, and then a little experiment. Like and Subscribe, and share share share.

Welcome to The Old Scratch Kitchen. You can call me Scratchy. Here's the first lesson - don't be afraid to try new things in the kitchen.

The New Yorker Jesus Christ. Anyone who had even a word to say about Hunter Biden should be dropping their jaws over this.

Taking the trash out at work, several trees worth of crows are staring at me. An mass murder. I've never lived a bad pun before.

New goal. The channel is up and running with 1 video. The socials are about to go live this coming week when I drop video 2 tomorrow evening. I need to become legit fast enough that I'll be allowed to bring snacks for the talent at @mysterywrestling.bsky.social in Philly.

Spoiler alert, no.

Oh pink is gonna be pissed

JFC the whole thing with 9/11 was Never Forget and he's either lying or He Forgot.

Heh

Rest easy, Andy Williams. You crushed it in music in Every Time I Die and you were terrifying in the ring as The Butcher. He was 48.

Passed a totally empty Waymo on the highway in Philly. I hope it wasn't going to pick anyone up - my brake pedal was acting funny and it just kept slowing me down whenever I got in front of the Waymo. How strange.

Alright but when do we get the Pets of AEW?

It's a good thing that this is all just marketing hype from the labs and that the agents are simply acting according to a distribution of statistical probabilities. Otherwise this would be scary!

I somehow forgot how hard I fw lightly fried floured anchovy fillets.

Welp. Working tonight, so no live #AEWAllIn for me. I'll catch it tomorrow, so very little posting today to dodge spoilers

Looks like I'm filming the first video this weekend. Long form for YouTube, diced up into several short form videos for Tiktok et al. "Should I just make ribs?"

I'm going to be starting a cooking channel to help people learn to cook. What do you want to learn? Is there a dish you've always wanted to make? Maybe you're intimidated by pork chops? Maybe you're autistic like me, and need things described a certain way for it to click? Help ya boy.