Chris Heller

I mean, how would that even work? Forced visits? Monitored phone call quotas?

“I’m really lighting conscious” A REAL THING SAID BY MIKE FUCKING TOMLIN ABOUT MINECRAFT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026

DA calling a helluva good defense this half.

We have completely lost the plot in America, when seven men can drug and gang rape a woman who was in no condition to give consent and so much of the concern is for the “men’s” futures. There needs to he a reckoning when it comes to male-first framing and societal expectations.

Rams need to have a long talk with the decision makers that insisted they didn't even need 48 hours in Australia before playing a football game.

sure would be cool to have a functional FDA right about now

In three days he'll be announcing he's invented this new thing called "free trade," claiming "nobody's ever even thought of something like this before."

Why do we live in the stupidest timeline?

You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist.

here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.

Time to start eating less red meat for a while...

Bread and Circuses, but make it even worse for the environment.

This is horrifying. I always thought that prejudice would lose its grip in higher education. The world keeps proving me wrong.

Ridiculous stat.

oh my god he hit the reflecting pool with a "two weeks" dawgggggg that thing's never opening again

A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!

ICE has fatally shot 11 people since Donald Trump's second term began. These are not isolated incidents. They are the predictable result of a cruel, violent system. Abolish ICE.

I need somebody to explain to me why so many people (mostly "men") seem to think being a level 5 asshole is the best way to be taken seriously. Explain it to me like I'm 7, please.

And yet, he's still there...

Cape Verde is on the verge of getting their own Disney film.

i cannot stress enough how much this man should not be the democratic presidential nominee

I mean, really, who wants a party that actually listens to its constituents?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Narrator: They would not do as he said.

Oh.

I'm sure Mike is posting this for no reason in particular...

The thing about “USAID is a tool of soft power” is that it’s true, but ripping out all of that aid is also murder. The solution isn’t just getting rid of USAID. It’s replacing it with direct, unconditional reparations for colonialism and underdevelopment.

Sheriff's elections are a microcosm of the US voter experience where you have to pick the least harmful cop (impossible)

#Freedom250... DC's very own Fyre Fest

Don't hate-watch these - a view is a view for streaming platforms. Ignore them, let them rot away with low engagement. It's one of the earlier tests to prove that people (hopefully) just do not want AI-generated animated shows. Shame on The Book of Life's creator for selling out too, what a blow.

"Perfectly" is not a term I would consider using for a physical, and I'm in mostly okay health.

NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:

It's almost as if telling students who just spend tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars to train for a career in myriad industries that their labor is being devalued and deprioritized is unpopular. Hm.

"The Christian Nationalists who have a victim complex are trying to silence the influence and voice of anybody not them, and I'm perfectly okay with that" - Mike Johnson, probably.

Today's neurodivergent rabbit hole: history of the Keytar. reverb.com/news/a-brief...

This is truck ball culture on drugs.

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John Lennon piano chords start strumming in the background...

Can't sleep. "Albuquerque" by Weird Al is stuck in my head on repeat.

Not a single day has passed so far without Israel violating the "ceasefire" in Lebanon several times

Yes. Yes I do

Perfectly normal behavior.

Trust in our institutions, including the justice system, law enforcement, the media, and elected officials has been obliterated by flooding the zone with shit and a handful of billionaires owning everything. Start there. END/

We are perhaps a couple years away from stripping citizenship from anyone who can't pay to keep it and reinstituting indentured servitude for the rest.