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Oh dear...

Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows.

Criminal slumlord Jared Kushner’s corrupt $5B resort plan in Albania has all but effectively collapsed after the country froze all of his assets that are tied with his money laundering project. Good. Well done to the Albanian people who refused to see this happen.

I guess Cassidy forgets how good his up vote for RFK worked out?

So, the Argentinian fans are disputing the referee's calls in their game against Spain and expect a rematch? LOL I guess karma has finally occurred. We haven't forgotten Maradona's handball goal against England. Pathetic!

She hisses and swats at everybody, so we took her to the vet thinking maybe she was in pain. Turns out she's just an asshole.

LOL

FAB!

Thou shalt not kill baby ducks and then blame it on ‘radical leftist lunatics’ because you’re an anti-science moron.

A bit of fun in crazy times!

The pot calling the kettle black!

OMG!

Sealant Team Six guarding our vulnerable shores against Algae-Qeada, Algaetifa. And Algae Sharpton.

It's been a day.

He's hoping to become Lizard Man. Oh wait...

After Japan battled the Netherlands to a 2-2 draw, the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up every single piece of trash from their section at Dallas Stadium after the game. You LOVE to see it 🇯🇵 #WorldCup #Football #Soccer #RG3 #Love #sports #RGIII #RobertGriffinIII #Japan #Discipline

So you're telling me that if I went to the capitol and beat the hell out of some police officers with an American flag, and then built a guillotine and threatened to hang the Vice-President, and then wiped shit on the capitol walls during my visit, I may be entitled to compensation? Fuck!

What good was the RFK vote now?

Why are we not surprised? Of course he did.

OMG!

Oh OK - My bad then?

When I was a bartender in NYC - We 86'd all sorts of "overserved" customers! No one even knows what that means anymore.

Amazing - Beautiful!

YAY! We're still alive! It is, however, bad when you are hoping that he inmates really do take over the asylum!

"Let's just clutch our pearls" - That's what the answer is to this insanity?

WOW

I voted for Trump and now I am living in a post-apocalyptic hell hole where I am slowly dying of radiation poisoning. But at least now no one is saying "happy holidays".

They've been on vacation for 1 year!

Totally - Where are they???

Do we really have to impersonate Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove?

You could have had free universal healthcare this entire time. The money was always there.

Not qualified? You mean an alcoholic, part-time employee for fox daytime? How could that be...

Reminder this guy is still doing the worst possible stuff to our most vulnerable

Another woman selling her soul, getting her rewards.

Yes!

One of my Favorites from yesterday - NO KINGS, NYC

When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet. This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

It's amazing how these people, with inflated egos and very little brain power, are surprised when they end up under the bus.

Just like when they imported German Beer in 1942... Oh wait.

OMG my brain is scrambling trying to make sense of this "News Conference?"

And onward alone... Sucked into a vortex of ineptitude.

In general he seems to be on the right side.

a) Stupid as in a bag of rocks. b) Intentional c) Both

You can't make this up! Reggie/Jesse - I guess it's better than Janet??

George Orwell is beginning to annoy me (in advance.)

OMG!