Captain Catboss

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When you get mad at me online, this is who you are getting mad at just so you know:

I wonder if any kid has tried "the ai ate my homework" and gotten away with it.

Add a photo you took of something good.

Fun clouds this morning. #sounder #trains

Seattle Sounder mornings #trains #sounder

I don't want to dunk-quote on this person, but actually, this is a perfect illustration of the problem. we can't become accustomed to or expect or concede constant monitoring from armed troops as we go about our business. it should always make us recoil. there's danger in it becoming unremarkable.

Rapists aren’t targeting the “perfect little victims”. They’re doing what they think they can get away with to the people they think they can get away with doing it to.

What if I do THAT for love? What then?

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

Post a picture of you from another era

Atlas all up in this airbnb ready for his close up, mr. demille

Deffo the best score from the Lopez Island farmer's market.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Love it when a product line toggles between "what's in the bottle" and "what it's for" so dramatically

I think I've mentioned this before, but they refurbed these bike racks with a new "Welcome to Everett. Ride! Bike! Play!" slogan earlier this year. Nothing says welcome like permanently locked bike lockers.

Low clouds obscure the top of Whidbey Island as the train heads south out of Everett, but the sun is still lighting up the shore. #trains #sounder

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con... How we treat our heroes is at least as important as how we treat our villains. (Fauci is a hero)

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

If you see this post your mentor

Monochrome Monday

Honestly, I think it's incredible that anyone still falls for that trick after all these years

After years of selective breeding, the Lilliputian greeting squad was formed. Nine Inch Hails

You know what I need in my life? Fewer apps that pester me to turn on notifications once a week. Seriously, die in a fucking fire, app devs. I'll even put up with the smell it makes when I piss on your embers.

Okay here's my Disability Pride Month Story Recommendation Thread! I'll update it across the month with books and short stories that I love. (It won't be daily because I am quite disabled and life is about to avalanche on me.) So! Here are things that ruled and that you should read.

My uber is here

Show me a picture of yourself that captures your essence

Cast yourself as a villain

Follow to the meme source and make your own today!

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j... How often do you think of the (holy) Roman Empire? I thought it was just a metaphor for the patriarchy, but the fash is even more sinister.

another opportunity to PSA that 'trans' and 'women' are two separate words, by the way. you can see here how they're using 'transwomen' as a noun, not as a type of woman, but as their own set. please break those words up. bonus info: it's also not hyphenated!

Women: if you think men have a poor understanding of female anatomy, just you wait until AI replaces your gynecologist. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

Morning, morning (ghostpup) teaser! ✨ Support the creation of this short on the link below! On a routine job, a jaded young witch encounters the ghost of a dog that is mysteriously immune to her anti-ghost spells.

Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈

To my beloved el jibbities, we are more beautiful, more needed and more resilient than they can comprehend. We will not just survive this time, we will deliver justice and we will thrive

Rough day at the office. Going to relax and unwind with some Murderbot. Thanks for that, @marthawells.com!

On the one hand, the CDC is asking for volunteers to help with Ebola screening at US airports. On the other hand, Americans exposed to Ebola are being sent to Kenya for observation and treatment unlike past outbreaks where they would be brought home. 🧐😡🧐😡🧐

Cruise ships and sailboats and just a generally beautiful day on the sound. #sounder #trains

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish the most recent cat photo on your phone.

This job has its perks. (humans for scale)

www.bethcato.com/bready-or-no... @bethcato.bsky.social this recipe is so... so... good. Sorry not sorry that there were no pictures because we descended on them like a pack of wild hyenas. OMG. So good!

make a band out of two others portished seven

m.youtube.com/playlist?lis... We're all about due for a rewatch of these gems anyway...

this is open to every american to comment on, and it only has 220 total comments! if we want to stop this we need a LOT more please share and encourage your cis friends to do the same, we need you!