Chris D’Amore

My first live storytelling experience just got posted! Everyone did a wonderful job, and I'm so lucky to have shared the stage with these folks.

"After exclusively hiring retired stock car drivers..."

I imagine Piers Morgan would have told Upton Sinclair, "You know, before industrial meatpacking plants, America had far fewer cheeseburgers to go 'round." (Also, they could have spelled Naomi's name right in the chyron...)

One of the many double-exposures from our 'Experiments in Photoharmonics' exhibit, now showing at Katzman Contemporary Projects in Dover, NH! #filmphotography

found out that my mother in law decided she was aggressively pro trans rights literally by going, I don't know anything about this but everyone who is against trans rights is also against free school lunch, the issue I know and care a lot about, so this must be the correct way to feel about this

Waiter who got sidetracked fighting 13 raccoons behind the restaurant because they stole the chef's soufflé recipe and spun up a competing spot across town but managed to tidy up in the bathroom and superglue some facial lacerations back together without blood seeping out: "How are the last bites?"

If she hasn’t drawn a cool S with one of these, she’s too young for you. (This is a joke about how everyone on Bluesky is 37)

Made some 12-foot-long prints from two continuous strips of double-exposed medium-format film. Come check them out at tonight’s gallery reception! #filmphotography

Sometimes the half of my brain that knows something isn't that funny loses to the side that is screaming to Photoshop a thing, and, well, that's what we have here.

I don’t know what this says about me, but the only two impressions I can do are Carl Sagan and Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.

Took a sip from my water bottle at the cafe, and both of the people on either side of me took sips from theirs after, and I’ve never felt this powerful in my life.

Making art out of anything these days.

Schrödinger's Can

Full English breakfasts promise the world and then give you the worst tomato you’ve ever seen

Equal parts ecstatic, befuddled, and terrified that this show opens on Thursday. If you can't make the opening, it'll be on display until the end of the year. I don't think I've put this much work in to one photographic project, and I'm really proud of what we've put together. 🥲

I can’t tell if this piece of bread looks more like Nantucket or Martha’s Vineyard or if this is all a distraction from the crushing weight of a crumbling society.

They must have requested an extension on the novel insights.

You know, I think it's time we stopped innovating.

Sun sets on my final garden tomato sandwich of the year, and I think to myself: "AWWW MAAAAN."

If that's what Gillis says on national television, I wonder what he says when he's just hanging with his buddies. Anyway, dudes keep your fucking friends in line.

this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted

Hosting a party? Want people to leave? Well do I have the song for your bluetooth speaker!!!

A story in three parts:

Got my @beetlemoses.bsky.social book but it’s in the next room so I’m not posting a picture of it. You just gotta believe me.

The opening reception for my duo photo exhibit 'Experiments in Photoharmonics' is October 22nd! Here's a bit more about it:

I wrote “Hallmark” on the back of every hand-made card I made as a kid, and that was the peak of my comedy career.

@andrewfarmer.bsky.social Bluesky desperately needs the 31 Aunts of Halloween 🙏

I don't get to the theater much, but Forgotten Island was such a delight from the performances to the technical feats of animation.

Very late to @see-saw.fun, but happy to have a back catalog to go through 🎶

Not letting grocery pickup affect cortado schedule

The Mountain playing Waterbound at our backyard show the other night