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Ten years with the same claim every year

My novel insight: "It was the worst of times."

Sam Aktman a real F*cker!?

“Novel insights” is the new “hallucinations”

No, he doesn't, he just makes stuff like that up to keep the investor money pouring into the OpenAI furnaces.

i work in sales. if you want to win customers, you make simple promises and keep them. none of the tech bros really make simple promises, and rarely keep them too many folks willing to over look the worst of AI - and the companies involved - because they think they might be in Star Trek at the mo

Hey I got these magic beans I'd love to sell you

That's nice squirt

Always just one more round of funding or government contract away!

Dead ass? www.reddit.com/r/BetterOffl...

It's right there on the product roadmap, so it must be true

I guess "hallucinations" aren't "novel insights."

Mañana, mañana, this man would not survive a job with deadlines, his payday is always just around the corner

“Novel insights” is a fancy way to say “make stuff up”.

Brilliant. Next year your toaster will tell you your marriage is failing and your printer will write a novella about despair. Meanwhile, Clippy’s applying for a job at MI5.

Man who wants money promises magic beans will sprout "next year"

Altman is a charlatan. AI is overhyped and he's got nothing.

Not that he would have any impetus to oversell AI.

It's always "next year" with these guys. "Next year" - if you give them all your money NOW!

Hill thinks municipal band will have ‘76 trombones’ next year

"maybe glue SHOULD go on pizza...hmmm..."

Novel = not based on reality

could you get anyone who isn't involved in the scam to say that?

It's just completely coincidental that they're the same insights Ayn Rand had in 1943

the first three words of this headline are a baldfaced lie

If he means "will come up with some weird shit", I think he's probalby right.

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News loves conmen

I'm reasonably certain that Sam Altman DOESN'T think.

Sam Altman wheels out old his old timey wagon, claims his magic rain potion will make rain come to the plains next year for sure, in the meantime he'd like to sell you some miracle elixir

That is a great framing of "continued and unpredictable hallucinations"

Sam Altman is an idiot

Fuck these people

“it’s still early!” – famous crypto nonsense quote

Meaning that someone is going to build an intelligent one?

“Because, Lord knows, I won't.”

After they've copied them from someone else.

Aren't we sick already of these tech gurus predicting stuff that never happens, but that gooses the value of their stock holdings and their celebrity cred among brain-dead politicians? A bunch of self-serving liars.

wow, just like last year? wow, amazing, can't wait for the next advancement in being such a talentless fucking hack that he needs to invent new ways to steal everyone else's shit, the useless cunt.

He's now promising a fully autonomous Mars . . .

He's free to be as wrong as he likes; you shouldn't give him room to be wrong in print though.

Well, Grok — the Musk AI thing — did conclude that Musk himself was the biggest contributor to disinformation on X.... not novel, but accurate for once.

Same. I too expect to say something clever sometime next year.

You mean stealing novels to prompt a generic 'insight' (A.I. Approved)

Is he promising full self-driving, too?

does he actually think it, or is he just hyping?

I think we’ll have “definitive proof of Bigfoot” next year

So what? The time machine in my garage will be spitting out dinosaurs is six months. Where's my investment capital?

😂 Jam yesterday and jam tomorrow, but never jam today!

I've got some virtual beans to sell you

No he doesn't. It's just the same old spin to attract more funding. And, gullible as ever, you report it verbatim.

A year from now he'll be saying the same thing

lol

It is astounding how easily journalists for technology, something I’d think you’d know about, keeping falling for bullshit ponzi schemes

ChatGPT couldn't beat an Atari 2600 at chess today... 🤔

Sam Altman thinks the horse Clever Hans really can do math

We are believing con men now?

Ok, but isn't he a known idiot? Is this worth anybody's time? What exactly are we fucking doing here, kiddos?

All of them. He's stolen them, and by God he's going to use them

stfu

Just give him another $10 billion, no questions asked and the chatbot will become sentient.

yeh

what Sam Altman "thinks" should be banned by a sane and humane society

dumb motherfucker believes a lot of dumb motherfucking things

Oh are we redefining "novel" now?

guy whose paycheck depends on convincing us his program is magic, claims his program is magic. film at 11

And it's not just standard ugliness, it's like, a weird, unsettling ugliness, like an ugliness native to the uncanny valley

I think my dog will learn to talk next year. Which one of us is crazier?

Every year they roll out "next year" and "imagine ifs"

Fuck this loser

Fucking LOL

Hey, fridges can recognize family members now! How useful is that?

Just title it accurately. “Sam Altman wants more money so he’s talking out his ass again.”

Ah the Tesla playbook - a breakthrough is just around the corner, we just need a few billion more dollars...

Pusher pushes what he pushes. Go figure!

So newsworthy. Much wow.

Maybe he should work on that 37% hallucination rate first.

Alleged tech journalism site shamelessly reposts marketing bullshit from con man.

If Sam Altman likes AI so much, why doesn't he marries one?

I'll take the over on that

I think Scam Altman has no ‘novel insights’ this year

no, he doesn't. he's elizabeth holmes you fucking morons

All the nay sayers , I'm willing to make a £50 bet to charity that there are novel insights, if anyone wants to agree to terms

Maybe they'll be novel to Sam but probably not to anyone else.

Enjoying how literally every single comment on this thread is “he’s a grifter and @techcrunch.com are gullible idiots.”

Isn't that the guy who sexually assaulted his own sister? (It is!)

By that he means it's going to steal even more novels next year to churn up and shit out nonsense. Get fucked, Sam.

Sam, you are spending a fair bit of money on this so you cannot get away with just providing ‘novel insights’ in another 12 months

You guys print anything huh