Chris E (He/Him)

I'm ready to release my small sliced-puzzle casual game on Android, but I need help getting through the closed testing phase. I'm happy to give free codes to anyone interested in testing. Note: Due to health issues, this was coded with AI. No AI Art. See my reasons here: ellisprogramming.com/ai/

The fact that there are several "this dipshit"s this could be makes it worse. Relating to the original post... More than one was played by John Cusack.

@like-the-wren.bsky.social

This would sink a presidency in any other era. I would bet most Americans will never hear it even happened.

People always give action heroes a hard time if they repeat one liners that they say to people they're about to kill but have you ever considered that it's actually completely appropriate to repeat bits to people who are about to die because no one will know you're doing the same joke over and over

i bring you love

Nearly everything that's "cheaper to do yourself" is only actually cheaper if your time is valued at zero.

When you’re chronically ill, you can do everything “right” and still experience setbacks. You can “try harder” and still decline. You can do all the wellness cures, doctor’s appointments and hoop jumping and still suffer. That’s the reality of being disabled.

I don’t know who that is.

@gailsimone.bsky.social Do you have any comments on the theory that Sam Altman's character design was stolen from Plastic Man?

I just read how LLMs actually work...

'Im Beginning To Think There's Something Wrong With My Brain' or 'The Vitruvian Void' -2026 #art #comic #illustration #void #DaVinci

Well, time for the PT that my disability insurance company is requiring for me to even be considered disabled...

Man, this pretzel pub burger has WAY too much mustard and its throwing off the whole taste... not because of the strong 'mustard" notes, but because the (supposedly) dijon mustard is sweet AF. (I think it might have actually worked with the other flavors here if there was a normal amount.)

Know the Bluesky Posting Rules

Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.

Both is best, because its not that much harder to add written, and different people process different forms of information easier.

Who pulled out of Ed's tour?

How many people do you think talk to AI more than actual humans in their normal daily activity at this point?

BREAKING: Jem and the Holograms will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

Sports teams are living examples of the Ship of Theseus.

This is 100% a failed summoning.

"We ignored the spreading of an illness that triggers long term disability" The very simple explanation of a good percentage of the recent numbers.

I love how I'm all the worst parts of Gen X and Millennials.

Warner Bros. has a thing called A-List where it uses you for market research on things like Harry Potter. I feel like people on here would like to know they can influence how WB sees the public perception of Harry Potter. I can't figure out how to sign up, I got invited randomly.

If struggling to feed yourself, foodbank is king Asian markets usually have the best prices in town for vegetables and cooking spices. Rice and beans are your friend, and easy to flavor Frozen are good and cheaper than fresh vegetables. Dairy goes far nutritionally Want Meat? Chicken.

WE GOT THERE WE'RE HERE DECADES LATER AND IT IS STILL ONE OF THE MOST LOVELY AND AFFIRMING BITS OF TRANS STORYTELLING IN A GENRE SHOW

Ah, doing pool-based PT so that it's easier, and still it's too much to finish. Life is great. This is fine.

@sadlydefunct.bsky.social Whenever I see "Ms. Nomer," I hear Zapp Brannigan in my head saying, "So tell me, is there a Mister Nomer?"

can you guys stop

i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs

Why focus on terraforming mars when we could do it to Earth?

fantasizing about feeling normal

Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection

The father, the son, the paddle game, and this magazine

You ever cry when that symptom you knew was important to your chronic health issue, but the doctors said was just in your head, turns out to be one of the defining symptoms of your new diagnosis?

"I'm sure of my talent and I'm sure of my love for life."

<sees six likes> "I got a banger here!"

Without looking, what do you think this is about? I feel like there's more things this could apply to than you can count.

For those not a fan of this, @joystick.tv may be a good alternate streaming site for you. It is adult-only, but you don't have to do anything NSFW. Normal game streams are welcome.

Autumnal yearning calls for moomin time 💚

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I wore a blue crushed velvet smoking jacket in high school. Why didn't anyone explain I was queer at that point?

My son loves to contemplate his orb

Why does this exactly describe so many people in my life?