Chris Farley

It's gonna be a helluva 4 years

Q: Were you aware that Lutnick visited Epstein's island? TRUMP: I wasn't, but from what I hear he was there with his wife and children. I was never there.

That’s right!!!

Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"

I agree

Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

white nationalist men are too emotional to be in charge

John Oliver defends AOC teaching people their rights in order to avoid illegally being arrested by ICE agents, ripping into Trump's border CZAR. "If you're relying on people not knowing their rights in order to do your job it seems like you might be part of the problem here"

Following Trump's recommendation, the Kansas City Chiefs are claiming Super Bowl LIX was rigged and are demanding a scoreboard recount. If that doesn't work, Patrick Mahomes's wife and Harrison Butker are prepared to stage a coup to overthrow the NFL. 😳

The Dumbest of Trade Wars enacted by the Dumbest Administration for these Dumbest of Times.

“Never touch shit, even with the gloves on. The gloves only get shittier, but the shit doesn't get any glovier." — Orson Welles

Gotta say this about the old place: The frequent juxtaposition there of opposite ends of the IQ spectrum can be breathtaking.

Arcane and Cyberpunk are 🔥🔥🔥

Elon's definitely, totally not mad.

So gay.

Project 2025 seeks to ban pornography and video games. Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.

😭

Piers Morgan: “50 years ago, before Roe came in, it wasn't a federal law. So why are you so exercised about it?" BTC: "Prior to Black people having the right to vote, they weren't allowed to vote. I'd be worked up if that was rolled back, too.“

Just a reminder, we are in the dumbest timeline, until tomorrow.

🚨 HOLY SMOKES!!! Pam Bondi in August 2023, saying on live TV that when Donald Trump wins, he will weaponize the Department of Justice. Matt Gaetz is irrelevant right now. We must focus on the real danger, Pam Bondi.

I feel like we're a week away from Trump trying to actually name Hannibal Lecter as head of the FDA

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

I wanna vote for AOC for president so bad

Ya know, I'm not sure someone with scientology connections is any better for Trump's AG than a rapist because this is the clown show we're in

I'm tired of this grandpa. Well that's too damn bad 🙄

Trump could nominate a roadkill squirrel for Secretary of State and Hawley would vote for it.

Leak the m*therfucking report, pass it on

Bitcoin is right on the money Both right and left wing echo chambers both pile on Democrats. How many people in left wing media were adamantly "pro Kamala" instead of anti Trump and here's what Harris could be doing better?

Matt Gaetz resigning his seat in Congress only to withdraw in disgrace from nomination for Attorney General warms my heart.

Trump: "I'm ready for my next cabinet pick." Aide: "Shall I get the Sex Offender list or the Russian Asset list?"

MAGA is always a victim of their own hypocrisy

The controversy is not merely that Matt Gaetz raped underaged girls. The controversy is not even just that Donald Trump wants to make this sex predator attorney general. The controversy is that the entire GOP is OK with that.

Stansbury: Let’s take the argument to its logical extension that this is about making sure we have qualified individuals inside the federal government. My question is then why is the president-elect choosing absolutely unqualified cabinet secretaries to be at the head of every single agency?

Nancy Mace is just Kari Lake with a job in Congress.

In some ways this has been the most offensive thing about this election season and aftermath

We're big time now, Bluesky fam

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Posting again because its relevance will not fade for the foreseeable future.

I just assume the craziest news coming from MAGA is usually correct now since it's so clown show all the time

Didn’t Speaker Johnson assure everyone Sunday that only criminal undocumented immigrants will be deported? Guys, I think he wasn’t being honest…

I never lost sleep over Joe Biden being president. So thankful for that.