chrisjs.bsky.social

Since we're all having a good time with this one, I'm going to recommend NOT reading the about page for this website

IT guy messaged me at 5:05pm on Friday to ask if our site is running on PHP. Lol my guy you better hope it's not (it's not) because it is way too late to be looking into this

Reminding myself that it's ok to reply to my 70yo neighbor's text with a 👍, he won't read it as passive aggressive

@killthecomputer.com have you guys done an episode on malfoid yet? because I do not want to try to explain this shit to my wife myself

New cursed cybertruck wrap just dropped

Anyone else get the lego nephilim conspiracy ad on youtube?

I'm sure any minute now I will see The Post

My company hired a freelancer developer to build some software to enable ai assisted design. He tried to use claude to vibe code the entire thing. In three and a half months, before they pulled the plug on the project, he generated 11,000 commits and the message for each one read exactly like this.

One of my least favorite impacts of ai on tech writing has gotta be when people add inane graphics to their blog posts that do absolutely nothing to clarify complex ideas in the text of the post, but instead illustrate extremely simple ideas in a way that is much less understandable than the text

React developers in 2019:

Scifi is kiki and fantasy is bouba

Guy who posts two Threads screenshots in the "favorite tweets" thread

Damn things are so bad they're selling our ass on temu now

Artist Sayre Gomez made a sculpture of the Graffiti Ghost Towers and this story about why he felt he had to document LA’s “source of civic embarrassment and angst” as our megaevents put the city on the world stage is the best thing you’ll read today 🎁🔗

The idea that you can just duck out of these complexities by saying “I’m a socialist” is literal baby talk. I’m embarrassed for you dude.

Interesting crop

This has to be fake. I know elon is cringe but this is unbelievably cringe

born to ride the train. forced to drive

Really wish the discourse around sending money to Gaza had started with "what you are doing is breaking the law and put your own safety at risk" (the conversation happening today) rather than "anyone who claims to be Gazan is a scammer and if you say you've spoken to them then you're a scammer too"

I can't believe Jordan Peterson is a real person

Being married to a doctor is so funny cause sometimes you'll look at their computer screen while they're working and they'll be google image searching bones

Neurons on opposite sides of my brain light up; a new connection forms between the distant memory of a shitty tweet I saw a decade ago and the guy whose ads make me go "why does he talk like that?"

How is this the exact same picture

A good bit would be saying "I have no cock in this fight" instead of "I have no dog in this fight"

lol

Guy who buys too many mechanical keyboards on credit:

I’m sorry I straight up cannot believe the CIA hasn’t killed Elon Musk yet.

Weird that they're focusing on AI when they seem to have cracked human cloning

I feel kinda similarly about seasoning discourse. Once someone posted a photo of Hainan chicken rice it was over. Like, dunking on white people for liking bland food is still fine, but you've undermined your credibility as a good-food-knower.

This is what it feels like when I go to Top Dog

Hey guys, just fell out of a coconut tree, can anyone catch me up on this whole "context of all in which you exist and comes before you" everyone is talking about?