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these people all sound fucking insufferable

What's going on here lmao

Yeah these people are going to be doing something else entirely two years from now. Probably just regular drugs. Some of them will be dead. Not much going on here.

In another generation, the author of this would be F. Scott Fitzgerald. Honestly really well-written - the style conveys the vibe impeccably.

Now, I hate to describe anything as "dark-sided"; However...

“You don’t need the institutions or the credentialism that comes with, like, being a doctor. Taking control of your body is extremely punk rock” Noooo, I’m just a risk averse leftist. I’m not punk rock. Fuck!

interesting

Cackling at this reference. Think these are their kids though

They're all frozen never to be thawed

sometimes i see something and it's like could i know what all of these words mean? yeah, if i took the time but do i NEED to? ...better not

Whoa that was a lot

I bet mine is a lot lower than I want it to be

Sent

i’m so glad i did most of my sex work in los angeles like 20 years ago lol im sure i’m a few degrees removed from some extremely embarrassing people but aella isn’t one of them

There is no accounting for taste. Or, for that matter, behavior, either. Reconsider. There doesn’t seem to be a comfortable future tangling with traffic.

cf. part 2, the actual chart: dn760008.eu.archive.org/0/items/sexc...

George tell me what the difference is bsky.app/profile/rose...

Does cumming in the fluffer count? Asking for a friend.

Very happy to be completely safe on this score.

The Internet was a mistake

Should I google what this means? 🤔

I hate that I know that this is real now.

Yakov’s Aella number? 2

Nods

I can’t say for sure what any of my exes did after we parted ways, but I don’t think that should count against me anyway. With that caveat, I feel confident that if I even have such a number, it’s at least high triple digits, but most likely infinity.

You should delete your follow up, this comment is much more unhinged if you just say that and leave it there.

Like a symptomless STD. Worst part is you kind of know that, if you have it, you are pretty sure where it came from.

Oh wait… is it… is it what I think it is…

I was like "wow, I'm learning a lot today"

The fact that you know what that means is troubling enough

ugh why did i google this, hopefully i forget this bit of "information"

it's like a Bacon number but worse

I already saw the graph where she cataloged her bowel movements and the times she has sex which were both more than the amount of times she showered. So I imagine I’m gonna suffer psychic damage either way.

We laugh at the concept of the Aella number, (like a weird Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game) but I guess it'll be useful to know for some people when she picks up syphilis.

reverse erdos number: the higher the better

Stroll? Hard run.

#blessed to have been monogamously married before aelLa could even drive

Or push them into traffic

Shout out: couldn't we just take Molly

Gotta go take a bleach shower now

Theater kid/entrepreneur is not really my scene, Im like 30yrs too old and JFC do not take some random understudied peptide made by a fly by night companies made in China people.

Not sure if that was something that happened or just an excerpt from a racy version of Brave New World

The type of person who uses that app.

We need to raise taxes

It's linkedin, but for the sankey diagram!

The missing feature of Bluesky is a notifications equivalent of community notes. You will be notified! Live with your mistakes!

You'll never see me in your Slutcloud.

what the hell is a MAMA Magazine no one asked for that

Yeah! That’s not cool

Birb was definitely one of those people from X that I didn't keep tabs on when I moved and wow, what a gasp.

I am thankfully too old and too monogamous to have an Aella number.

What kind of garbage “edgy” outlet is this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBme...

t.me/privatemoney... How much loan do you need for your financial support? Hit the telegram link to apply for fast loan approval

Yeah. Nope.

oh no

"pharmapseudicals" So at least I got something out of the article.

Is Jamie Pastore of old FinTwit fame Birb’s husband? I think they were dating at some point. Does anyone know?

As someone who knows about peptides I can also confirm none of the sentences resemble anything in a science book either.