christopher hyzy

as someone who was Chronically Online™ in the late-00s and early-10s this ad feels like a warm hug. i sincerely miss the old internet.

yawn. boring and uninspired. nothing i havent seen on a lame “what if??” post in the last decade. how many times they gonna keep going back to the goathead well? still have to do a white and maybe a red one. but come on, at some point you gotta move the brand forward. it just feels like pandering.

happy “my 16 year old car with phantom emissions and check engine lights passed NYS inspection and i dont have to worry about this bullshit for another 365 days” day to all who celebrate

emigrated from Arc to Zen a few months ago. everything I need in a browser plus it’s built on Firefox as I continue to de-Google my life. (Edited 5:06 PM)

ho boy do I have thoughts about You Can See Everything

Anyone made Hellybuckets a thing yet or

“….and trust me, I would know!”

we’ve owned our home for 6 years and it’s almost doubled in value which is uhhhh cool for us but maybe a not great sign of the times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

republicans’ closing message could not be clearer: they are the party of pedophile rapists

writing’s been on the wall since they moved all development to Dia. glad i emigrated to Zen a while ago, haven’t looked back.

look I’m a well-established  stan and I appreciate in this post-AI world that they’ve doubled down on actual practical effects but it’s also so goofy to be like “we hired Fred again.. to make a sound that we filmed making waves and turned that into our splash screen” like what????

I saw Bernie post a statement on Instagram about how we have to “fight back” against corrupt billionaire influence, in the form of a screenshot of his post on X. Like, COME ON, man. Telling us to fight back while handing Musk free validation on a silver platter FOR NO REASON

so I guess nobody in local news bothers to proof articles anymore

why anyone would allow any AI unfettered access to things like your email, messages, communications, etc is beyond me

Josh Allen questionable to return (sore back from carrying the goddamn franchise)

eviscerated him

Anyone left at TBN to proofread an article before it goes up?

The Bills did what the Wet Bandits couldn’t do: defeat Kevin McCallister

Say Go Bills. Say it.

BILLS

BILLS

OMG

no matter the outcome I stand by this.

Bills….?

make James Cook walk home. And the entire defense.

who could have thought hiring the in-house guy with like no expertise over LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE could have had consequences

yeahhhh i dont think this game is worth being tired all day tomorrow

if i was only listening to this game id swear it was home, what is this crowd like 75/25 Bills fans?

Bills *nights*

can’t believe it’s been 20 years. I can still hear the sounds of the tree branches snapping and see the power flashes reflecting off the clouds across the horizon

not one person in this woman’s life was able to be honest with her.

I’m not worried Iran is going to do it. I’m worried he’s going to do it and try to convince us it was Iran.

(Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross)

Buffalo sports teams and playing down to their opponents. Name a better duo.

(Angrier)

genuinely don’t know what Vrabel did there

I have so many other things I could be doing than watching whatever this is

The Stupid Idiot Bills (Angry)

based Frank Iero

from this mornings Buffalo News 🇨🇦

here’s how that’s bad for Joe Biden

today was fun. let’s never speak of this game again.

bury these cursed jerseys in whatever’s left of The Ralph and never speak of them again

Bills