Emily

the birds have childhood trauma

Okay so this is definitely Vilade’s walkup song. I approve.

I say this as someone who has never calmed down: we have got to calm down.

At least one more time into the breach

ALL THE TAMPA BAY GUYS SHOULD BE NAMED RAY

Guess the Flyers want me to watch baseball tonight.

SMASH AND CRAB Best headline ever

replying "stop" on regular texts to see if that works on them too

I took two minutes to walk upstairs and give Binx his bedtime pill and the score doubled

pumpkin done 🔪🎃

Not rooting for the Rays or for the Brewers but for Contreras making John Smoltz mad by winning ABS challenges

I think it would be good for overall morale if the Republicans running on the super popular "I'm a horrible piece of shit...what're you gonna do about it?" platform faced some electoral consequences. I know it would cheer me up for a day or two!

Someone tell the Sixers not every game needs to start with a 29-point deficit

It's my birthday this weekend. I’d love it if you’d do something nice for someone this weekend. Maybe tip someone a little extra. Give a couple bucks to someone in need. Buy someone a burrito. If you have a mutual aid request drop it in this thread. If you have the means to help, let’s help.

can you even

If you donated to Josh Turek without realizing he was running on a federally funded trans healthcare coverage ban, you can request a refund of your donation here: help.actblue.com/hc/en-us/art...

“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal

DO NOT LET YOUR GRANDMA LET CHATGPT IN HER FINANCES JESUS CHRIST

Not a super Bowie fan but Bowie in an AI Will Save the World commercial makes me want to throw myself out a window.

Cool site

Watching Candyman for the first time. A cover that scared me deeply in my Blockbuster days.

Writing Jonas a bird-themed parody of “Part of Your World,” but she does not appreciate my art.

I promise you this video will make your day, maybe even your life, better

if it’s possible to get to 12K, that would be great! also, I’m looking for a 1-bedroom in brooklyn, so any leads would be great! I don’t mind paying extra to sign the lease—that’s partially why I raised this money.

Hey! If you’re in or around South Jersey why don’t you go adopt an adult cat for $8? Homeward Bound in Blackwood is at capacity. www.homewardboundnj.org/cats-for-ado...

I cannot believe they won that game

Oh no do I need to turn this game on

Fun fact: The state fruit of Wisconsin is the cranberry, and some of the approximately 250 growers statewide came together to show the Brewers who they are rooting for in the World Series. (Thanks, Wisconsin State Cranberry Growers Association!)

Look, folks, I don't want to kink shame but if you're out here saying that Pepsi is the best cola you're just asking for it.

Hello! I'd like to write a story about how fans are supporting Jalen Hurts in his recovery. If you or someone you know has sent a card/letter/gift to him, and would be willing to share why, I'd love to talk! I can be reached at acoffey@inquirer.com or in DMs. Thanks as always☺️

on LeBron James -- and so many other sports icons -- appearing in a Polymarket ad www.cnn.com/2026/10/18/s...

god in heaven MAKE A NEW THING. anything! i don’t even care if it’s bad as long as it’s new!

W

you know you were thinking it

there’s a men’s version of the wnba that’s basically just as good

why do we bash "dead beat" children for not being there for their parents but we never question if the parent has bad vibes? or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

that viral movie trivia thread didn't do a lot for me because i already chose to learn most of those factoids at the expense of ever learning math or science

Happy Get Mad at the Cats Because They Can Stay in Bed All Day season

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/