PJ O’Leary

PJ O’Leary

@coffeespiders.bsky.social

Writer and satirist for The Duffel Blog. Avid traveler, writer, photo enthusiast, coffee junkie, scuba diver, and aging American classic. “Poetic, but a little messed up.” instagram.com/pjolearycomedy

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PJ O’Leary
@coffeespiders.bsky.social

Next Sunday in Cape Coral, FL - Eight comics. One night. Unlimited pizza energy. 🍕🎤 Come see me at Nice Guys Pizza next Sunday night. Great food, cold drinks, and a lineup that'll make your face hurt. Tag the friend who owes you a night out 👇 #standupcomedy #comedyshow #pizzanight #StayGinger

PJ O’Leary
@coffeespiders.bsky.social

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes today. He said he’s doing well and he thinks I’m probably the funniest comedian in Florida. Then he shouted, “Stay Ginger!” and hung up. I will not be taking questions.

PJ O’Leary
@coffeespiders.bsky.social

“Many of them were illegal immigrants from Europe. Criminals. They would talk about how you could buy beer in McDonald’s in Paris - and we’re talking a glass of beer, not some paper cup. And they called Quarter Pounders the Royale with Cheese. Really twisted stuff. Sick, sick people!”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on Washington DC: "They used to go in and rob the restaurants. You wouldn't feel safe in a restaurant. It was like the old Wild West -- they'd say, 'Sick 'em up. Give me your money.' The whole restaurant is handing them money."

PJ O’Leary
@coffeespiders.bsky.social

Another exceptional comedy show on Sunday, June 21, 2026 at 6:00 p.m. at Anthony’s on the Blvd at 1303 Del Prado Blvd S in Cape Coral. Use code GINGER for discount on tickets!

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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@ocasio-cortez.house.gov

🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride Month!🏳️‍🌈 Let us be encouraged and emboldened by the strength and resilience of the queer community. We will continue to walk with and for you in the fight for LGBTQIA+ rights in NY-14 and across the globe 🏳️‍⚧️✨

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Scott Smith
@canaansdad1987.bsky.social

CBS is advertising hard. They are really trying people to watch Face the Nation. I am definitely not going to be watching that or anything else on that station. Every time a story pops up, they want me to read it on CBS. I keep scrolling until I find a better news source

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Alexander S. Vindman
@avindman.bsky.social

Ashley Moody and career politicians have failed working families. My Florida First Agenda will cut costs and crush corruption. Because Florida should work for working families and not the political elites.

PJ O’Leary
@coffeespiders.bsky.social

Anyone who says they believe this is a serious threat is a liar and a political hack.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

REP. MARK ALFORD: Comey is a very intelligent man. I would assume he knows what '86' means. When you 86 the order, you kill the order. When you 8647, that is tantamount to saying 'kill the president' KEILAR: When you 86 an order, you don't kill the food ALFORD: It's the same principle

PJ O’Leary
@coffeespiders.bsky.social

Is it possible we don’t know anything about the three would-be assassins because they’re all time travelers sent back from the post-apocalyptic future to try setting things right? They miss because they aren’t used to using our archaic ballistic weaponry instead of their neural-linked plasma rifles.

PJ O’Leary
@coffeespiders.bsky.social

He should be fired because 50% of the country disagrees with him is a dangerous position. This philosophy endangers the careers Jesse Watters, Sean Hannity, and Greg Gutfeld.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Melania adviser Beckman: "Kimmel needs to go. It's time that ABC stands up & terminates his employment. This isn't a freedom of speech issue, it's purely commercial in nature. He enters the homes of Americans every night, 50% of them don't agree with his perspective, but yet ABC stands behind him."

PJ O’Leary
@coffeespiders.bsky.social

I guess I’m okay with him criticizing The Boss’ music and politics, but Piggy should probably avoid trashing other septuagenarian men for their physical appearance.

Tim 🌊🗳️🧢X👑@timlee57.bsky.social

What a deranged and childish being he is. To his voters: Stop listening to just right-wing media and maybe you will finally see the light!

PJ O’Leary
@coffeespiders.bsky.social

Text from a coworker yesterday: Coworker: “Another ‘No Kings’ rally this weekend. You know we don’t have a King, right?” Me: “‘Authoritarian with dictator kinks eroding our freedoms and constitutional safeguards while profiting off the taxpayers with illegal grifts’ didn’t fit on the signs.