Colfefe

belgium and stealing from africa, name a more iconic combination

JD Vance reportedly giving up wife for Lent

what a great time to get laid off

The Epstein files are the most convincing proof that QANON was a crock of shit, because when confronted with a REAL pedophilic child-trafficking cabal, the Republican Party is just completely uninterested in investigating it

Cutesy shit like this is why I have no respect for "centrists." They're totally fine with people being mistreated and abused in federal detention, as long as the guys in charge are polite while it's going on. No ideological core, just empty pageantry

ICE says it can violate the 4th Amendment. Democrats refuse to do anything about it, despite ostensibly representing the opposition www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Whiskey dick Fridays with Tony Two-Cuts @cbsnews.com

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Bob Marley and the Venez-wailers

It's that time of year where we should all be extra patient with our loved ones and remember that Gwen Stefani is an enormous piece of shit

god damn it, what fucking sick universe is it where I have to be happy that CIAbigail won an election

Honestly I'm surprised to see this take from Paris Marx. Why would we give into the "solution" being pushed by tech companies themselves, which will inevitably put people's privacy at risk (from IDs and biometric data) and help companies tie our online actions to our real identities? Awful take

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated

The next Democratic president should declare that the National Emergencies Act and Article II of the Constitution allow him to: •admit D.C. and Puerto Rico as states •abolish ICE •grant citizenship to any immigrant •disband the 5th Circuit •expand the Supreme Court Seriously: Why the hell not?

Let's hope he doesn't channel Obama's political instincts once he got into power. Because that playbook let to 8 years of stagnation followed by Trump

there's a non-zero chance Bill Clinton is having a heart attack somewhere right now, and I think that's kind of beautiful

Hakeem Jeffries needs to step down. His incompetence is causing material harm to Americans sign.moveon.org/petitions/ha...

if the MAHA guy gives himself E. Coli and dies from swimming in a tainted creek, that is going to be an absolutely amazing self-own

John Foster is the Donald Trump of American Idol

Friendly May Day reminder that cops aren’t workers! FTP!

Israel is a rotten nation, and anyone defending its genocide of the Palestinians has no place in the Democratic Party

Tom Homan needs to hire a fucking translator so we can actually understand what he's saying

Cuck Schumer literally paved the way for this shit by saying any criticism of Israel's genocide was tantamount to antisemitism, now he wants to get on tv and bitch about reaping what HE sowed? Straight to hell with him

Right wingers are subhuman trash

twitter nuked my account because I had the audacity to not be a Nazi. I hope Elon chokes on his special K

that clown-fucking pdf file Elmo nuked my twitter account because I bothered to not be a Nazi on the internet

could joe biden just go ahead and die already? people need something to celebrate in these dark times

genuinely can't believe I lived up to the period where saying "I hate Nazis" became controversial

So can we say the ADL has gone fully pro-genocide now? Idk what else they could do to earn the title beyond supporting neo-Nazis www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/1/...

I was today years old when I found out "Louboutin" wasn't just a funny way to say Louis Vuitton

bluesky has just become twitter for people who watch morning joe. almost as unusable as real twitter

fun fact: pelosi, who had an emergency hip replacement during a trip to germany to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the battle of the bulge, is actually OLDER than the battle she went there to commemorate

yeah it's bad that pelosi pushed connolly ahead of aoc, but the good news is he won't be there long

Bluesky sucks now that all the libs came here

Kind of crazy how a CEO is allowed to kill thousands of people and get paid billions of dollars for it, but a software engineer kills one person and immediately gets tossed in jail

This is a pretty powerful image

Ruby Bridges is younger than my grandparents. And I'm only 25

the "facts don't care about your feelings" people when facts don't care about their feelings

elon musk loves to talk about star trek. someone should explain star trek to him, he'd piss his fucking pants in fear

Just wanna say if they nominate Shapiro or Fetterman in 2028 I will not vote