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Really impossible to overstate how completely this guy has failed at every aspect of being an opposition leader over the past six months. Jeffries is a truly inspiring example for every soulless careerist who would rather be king of nothing than stand for anything decent in the world.

If five years as an elected official preceded by five years of work in politics including being a literal campaign manager is defined as "lacking experience" then there is no possible floor that will satisfy anyone over the age of 45.

People just say shit lol

People who use the clown emoji will never see heaven

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS GOT ME SUSPENDED

Bill Moyers, the one-time press secretary for President Lyndon Johnson who went on to have a long and distinguished journalism career, has died at age 91.

I really don’t understand the love for KBJ’s opinions. She’s a complete non-entity. She does not matter. I don’t care if she writes well, she’s writing the dissents! She’s losing! It’s giving participation trophy.

Friend of mine and I both skipped our reunion and hung out together all weekend, and SHE PLANNED THE THING lol

Partner just took the cutest photo of Penny so I had to share!

They (pundits, consultants, operators) hate Zohran for his simple sincerity. There is a type of person so deeply cynical (even moreso than me!) who cannot conceive of someone running on things they believe in to help the city that they love.

Raise your hand if you were a manager before 33. 🙋‍♂️

The tech bros assume there's massive fraud and abuse in government because that's how they do it at their work. It's all projection.

They tried to let Buttigieg steal Iowa with a bs app his own campaign was involved with!

THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! “Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of Culver City, CA church. Community Coalition helped family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. 20 years, loved in the community. “Hardened criminals" - my ass.” Credit: The Shallow State

We did it, Zo

Greatly appreciate Amanda making time to get in touch with Lee Roberts about the closing of The Boro. Though it's a 45-minute drive from Nashville, tons of current and former folks in and around Nashville music have spent time there over the past four decades.

what are you supposed to do when the "good" political party doesn't treat a dozen credible sexual harassment claims as disqualifying for a political candidate. how are you supposed to ignore that

This fucking sucks

A friend of a friend’s dad was on business at a resort in the Caribbean and this fella swam up to him and kept hounding him to go back to his room “for lunch” and the swimmer was Bruce mf Springsteen. That should be the movie.

Adriana Smith did not give birth to a baby. She was used as an incubator, cut open, and a baby was taken out of her lifeless body. A Black woman was used as a science experiment.

Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event

One bright spot for trans people in Montana: Today's SCOTUS decision does not touch Montana. That's because Montana overturned its gender affirming care ban through the state Supreme Court. States are allowed to have protections that go beyond the US constitution, and thus that ruling is unaffected.

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Satire is not dead

The anti-abortion movement and what it has wrought is more horrifying than any horror movie. It is a rejection of the dignity of life and a mockery of human wellbeing

Prayers down!

The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.

say it every year but i love the smell of tomato leaves

when people dismiss Texans or Floridians and say “they voted for this!” remember that this is the reality

They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

To think that the North American World Cup was meant to be the *least* problematic out of those from 2018-34.

I’ll say it. Pet Sounds is a bit of a slog.

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

We feed you. They hunt us.

If you hate Greta Thunberg it’s because she, unlike you, refuses to look away. It’s because she’s doing what we all should be, actually. She’s holding up a mirror to our hypocrisy, complicity and complacency. You don’t actually hate her. You hate yourself.

What in the rich white lady is this

lol it’s beyond parody now on here! Let Cole have her lil flowers!

Today on the phone my dad was making the case that if dogs had human hands they wouldn't be loyal at all. If dogs had hands we would finally see them for who they really are.

Could god make a vuvuzela so long he couldn’t hear its menacing honk? Makes you think

People are weird as hell about drugs and drug users.

****** ***** has the most unhinged fan base on earth, and I’m including the Pope.

Unironically it’s this and Say So; honorable mention to Kiss From a Rose and Hey Ya

Coward! I’m a huge fan and this is a giant turd of a statement.