ComixThomas

Halloween season is here, and it's never too early for parents to start inspecting the candy their children consume. Be sure to look for the telltale signs that their treats may have been tampered with:

WE DID IT. I CANT FUCKING BELIEVED WE DEFEATED USA WE DEFEATED A COUP WE DEFEATED META WE DEFEATED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO SILENCE BRAZILIA PEOPLE LULA WON GUYS. THE PEOPLE WON.

ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes

I don't want to vent I want an effective course of action to solve my problems

I just finished graveyard keeper 2 and it was in many ways very disappointing

Pete Hegseth broke Eisenhower's globe because he had his dipshit staff try to move it and they dropped it instead of letting people who knew what they were doing move it. Seems a little too on the nose doesn't it?

If you look inside a synthesizer, you might see something called “resistors”. No one knows exactly how they work, but what we do know is that they limit the voltage in your synthesizer, which makes it less powerful. Some people say the government puts them in there.

omg there's going to be daft punk lego. I need to lie down

(However, you can always accuse a Democrat of lying; you can even do so based entirely on Republican sources, and quote only republicans)

Republicans are allowed to lie, and the media will only point it out if they can claim democrats are lying in some equivalent way because balance

you need a picture of a cunty little squash

Mr. El-Sayed do you disavow the Hamburglar and his reign of terror on the citizens of McDonaldland

More like Norman Rockpoorly

They talk like immigrants are houseguests. It's more like they're on the lease with us. You can't tell your roommate he can't put up any posters or move in his own furniture

I'd say helping us clean out trash like JD Vance is a pretty great show of gratitude for this country.

More of this please. When you call out the racists and make them own what they're saying you look like fools and monsters

Call Chuck Schumer and tell him to defend Ilhan Omar publicly or resign. (202) 224-6542

you can set your watch to either

Hey government, please do this it's a good idea

You know what makes me just endlessly angry? When women post a bad, often scary, experience with a man (usually a video) and the comments are full of men bemoaning how THEY would NEVER do anything like this and they hate THESE kind of men. Like fuck off man. This isn't fucking about you.

Happy indigenous peoples day

Why do people keep saying "what happen" when it is contextually inappropriate usually because they didn't hear what I said the first time. This isn't just zoomers either. Some of my coworkers are in their sixties. It sounds really stupid

this is my vent art

Exploring the kink of people being nice to me and saying they like me

Dinner with the Mimes Animation Thanks to my mentor Sean Sexton for the support in bringing this scene to life! Feat. the voices of @shaynetopp.bsky.social Amanda Lehan-Canto, and Angela Giarratana. Written by @shaynetopp.bsky.social, Animated and Edited by me. #animation #animationmentor #smosh

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.

How do you say "you can't fake the funk on a nasty dunk" in Latin

I want to develop automation that makes jobs that suck suck less not take people's jobs away

Peter Thiel's reasoning on this is fallacious. Both hitler and Trump were known to people in their orbit to be incompetent and dim witted. Evil gets things done by way of audacity and being unrestrained by decency of any kind

New Bluesky idea: Roman posting. Just do memes as if you were a Roman emperor writing memoirs. "People will just enter the forum and say anything. 'Lepidus Africanus had hoes' Silence! He did not!"

Someone making a ton of money off of AI: “ai is the future and it’s inevitable” Someone not making any money off of AI: “this looks like shit”

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

He's just getting them used to taking marching orders!

Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

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when ai leaves u behind