Crown Royal Smuggler

Go Bills

Hippies are swimming in the reservoir again

Do the Colts have any non-loogie-hocking safeties they want to unload

A cada dois meses, lembro a todos no Bluesky que a maneira como o Batman trouxe Lau de volta a Gotham é tecnicamente possível; no entanto, esta é a primeira vez que traduzo isso para o português.

Lmao

Once every two months I remind everyone on Bluesky that the way Batman brought Lau back to Gotham is technically possible, however this will be my first time translating this into Portuguese

Dammit.

Now that the Flaming Lips have left Warner Bros. after 35 years, the post-Nirvana major label gold rush is finally and truly over—this is like when the last Civil War veteran died.

Had no idea Power and Mayich were so close

The Big Three

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

I hope Scarlett Johansson understands that character is gonna be on the waifu mount rushmore

Is there a governor he can call to find him 2 million votes

ANTIGAMI

Oh hello, Brandon Cooks

Yeah no way in hell I'm watching a game featuring an Ohio-based team

Tracy Porter remains not only the most clutch player in Saints history, he remains the only clutch player in Saints history

When some other QB tries to go left on a sneak

Home slush advantage

Slow clapping every save

In some countries a play like that would cost you your life

For christs sake

Doanerrrrrrrrrrrr

I can’t remember what the hometown remix jersey looks like all I’m picturing is the bills grey jerseys

I muted the word Yglesias, now it takes three swipes and I'm at last week's skeets

I have a discrete partnership with the CIA, I'm close personal friends with Harvey Manfringinsonfinden

The ant standing next to me… thats what the ants back home will never understand… thats it. Thats all it is…

Why can’t they play Minor Threat going to commercial for Commanders home games

Mostly I'll always miss the little spot off of Niagara before the move. Walking in to get a beer or two while deciding on a growler, chatting with the brewers who were so excited for you to try their beer. That era is gone, which is just a thing that happens, but I'll miss it.

With Tom Skerritt's passing, the cast of Alien have so far died in the same order as the director's cut (where they find Dallas still alive waiting to become a cocoon): 1) John Hurt 2) Harry Dean Stanton 3) Ian Holm 4) Yaphet Kotto 5) Tom Skerritt It's macabre, sure, but it's also fascinating.

Magas checking the new Bond candidates for non-Nordic features

Listening to the Rolling Stones “acid” album for the first time ever

Come check out Bandcamp for my new album of malfoid related filk

I went down to New Orleans to profile Twisted Teens Come for the answers to those pervasive questions online (How do you write three addicting albums in one year? Who even are they and where did they come from?) and stay for the stories of lifelong trainhoppers pitchfork.com/story/twiste...

Playing around with MapQuest surveillance and, goddamn Buffalo!

ramaswamys ad with actons mom is disgusting but unfortunately it plays big with a key demographic: parents who are not allowed to see their grandkids

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Early one mornin the sun was shinin I was cleanin my wand Wondrin if she’d changed at all If her hair was still blonde Her folks they said my blood was impure Sure was gonna be rough They never did like Mamas mudblood roots Papas black hair wasn’t neat enough & I was standin on the Quidditch pitch

How come the phone didn’t autocorrect Aslan to Alan for this dickhead

Cripes

Our senior citizens are not eating enough avocado toast

Jim Nance and J.J. Watt:

My favorite way to hand momentum to the other team is dumb playcalling on offense

LMAO JOSH

CJGJ with a very nice homage to Vontae Davis (may he RIP).

i gotta lmao