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Monster Hunter figured out the way to make snakes way sexier was to make them into dogs

From this point going forward we should make Niu Lai (assuming that is this scrungly cow creature's name) the official mascot of opposition to AI going forward.

I always thought Austin was just pretransition bayonetta

“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

I love Tim Sweeney octupling down on AI slop while it is basically unanimously agreed upon that the current Steam Next Fest is considered a complete and utter abject failure due to the use of AI. He sees that and thinks it is the future of the industry.

There's a reason the second mission in Cruelty Squad is literally you killing a guy for collecting Funko Pops Also this is now 100% confirmation that the rule63 Malfoy shit was stealth marketing for the shitty new TV show.

stop battling those trainers! get over here and hump me

Luigi for Polymarket when

what people aren't telling you about the h3 cheating drama is that Ethan only did it because being a weak mere American Jew, he was unable to kill the copious amounts of women and children it took to sexually stimulate Hila, who like all Israeli Jews can only cum when murdering women and children.

absolutely legendary guys do I get it just for the bit

I don't get fundraising texts at all anymore, all it took was threatening extreme violence or telling them to commit suicide and I only had to do this like 3 times. It's been over 2 years since I got one of these messages so I can confirm this works.

I saw the words Nintendo Switch in trending and before I even hit the number 2 I knew it was some vibecode slop bullshit. just blow up the whole human race already I'm tired

I just watched Howard The Duck and this movie is actually incredibly fucking good and I was lied to about it for my entire life great production value and a lot of incredibly funny dialogue.

I genuinely don't understand why game publishers are still collabing with Mister Beast when it was proven by King Of Meat a couple years ago that it is a complete waste of money and nobody will watch it. He doesn't even tell you what the game is in the title or thumbnail of the video!

Evangelicalism is a malignant cancer, these people are subhuman feral dogs foaming at the mouth to kill everything they get their bleeding paws on. Genuinely we should put christians in camps & im not even kidding

You might say he’s in baddie bliss. You might say he speaks Huttese but freaks hotties. You might say he’s scrib doon two chicks at the same time

Actually almost threw up over this

Now this is podracing 😎 #StarWars #StarWarsGalacticRacer #BiddyBlas #Scribdoon

Malcolm Gladwell, confirmed child rapist pedophile, via The Atlantic: WE NEED MORE OF THIS

imagine if the Republican party told its anti-abortion constituents "sorry sweeties, but support for abortion is broadly at like 70% nationwide, it's not realistic to ban abortion, not everybody gets a pony! unicorns don't grow on trees!" the way Democrats do any time their base makes demands

sometimes the algorithm is great and introduces me to new or obscure stuff that I love but holy shit can it please stop fucking shilling Danny Brown to me like oh my god "you love underground/experimental rap, you'll love this!" annoying wack ass Bling Benzy ass rapper. Obnoxious bullshit fuck off

Elon Musk, gesturing to taxidermied monkey with a trout tail sewn on: So ez yoo kin see, huh huh, uh, wiv made rill mehmaids. Uh. Huh. End yull be able t’hug end kiss thum soon. The press: Elon Musk, who has always had hair, makes every boy’s wish come true

It's crazy that this is the way every legacy media outlet except maybe MSNBC is now

If you can be happy about anything in this world, be happy that Azealia Banks went from being the chief muse of Alexander Wang and whom Lady Gaga near the height of her career and popularity was desperate to collaborate with to opening for a nazi rapper named Kosha Dillz at the Auschwitz festival

a Chris Hansen style sting operation where i lure in chasers by posing as a 6-month hrt newly out trans puppygirl online "I have the chat here. You ask for a breast growth 'progress pic'. You talk about buying her a collar. Talk about making her your 'good girl'. You see how this looks, right?"

nearly half of Americans don't have enough savings to cover a 1000$ emergency expense

“Tekken 6 Native Online (XBOX 360)” But it’s just Claude mashing GGPO code with a PS3 emulator and pushing something funky out. 🤦🏾‍♂️