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Paper draft trophy in FRA tonight playing mostly-green ramp LWW RBu Aggro LWW WRg Counters WW WGb Lifegain

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5-2 at Buckeye Brawl II (125 players) with Factory Shrimp feat. sideboard Retromancer!! 🟢R1—No Show WW 🟢R2—Terrageddon WLW 🔴R3—Oath Ponza LWL 🟢R4—The Rock LWW 🔴R5—Sligh WLL 🟢R6—The Solution WW 🟢R7—Terrageddon WW Such an awesome weekend of community magic!!

Buckeye Brawl 2 🥰 #premodern

This Saturday is Buckeye Brawl II. One of the dopest Premodern events you can play in the Midwest/Ohio Valley. Charity event, with lots of cool prizes, raffles, an art table, and more! A few spots left, hope to see you there. melee.gg/Tournament/V...

Ran it back with Shrimp for BCDL Sunday Premodern today (64 players). Flipped my 2-4 from last weekend into 4-2 and a Top 16 finish! 🟢 Goblins 🍤🍤 🟢 Shrimp Mirror 🍤🍤 🔴 GW Mad Dawgs ❌❌ 🟢 Stasis 🍤❌🍤 🔴 Goblins 🍤❌❌ 🟢 Goblins 🍤❌🍤

When bouba and kiki enter you must choose to either enter the magnificent bilfunal divide or stretch the globrius portal based on the pilferal teachings. When you do either one or half of the other, non-borg creatures you control get +2/-2 until the beginning of the next end step (just poking fun)

Had 36 players for the August Retromancers monthly premodern event. The top 8 prizes picked by the winners. #mtg #mtgpermodern #premodern #mtgalter #retromancers

I made the finals out of 21 players at the Excalibur Premodern “5k” with Mono U Shrimp! R1 vs Gamekeeper Rock ❌🍤⏰ R2 vs Stasis ❌🍤🍤 R3 vs Terrageddon 🍤❌❌ R4 vs Goblins 🍤🍤 R5 vs Terrageddon ❌🍤🍤 QF vs Shrimp 🍤❌🍤 SF vs Replenish 🍤❌🍤 F vs Terrageddon 🍤❌❌

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

My crankiest old man take is that referring to all art/entertainment/journalism/criticism/comedy/advertising as “content” helped pave the way for broad-ish acceptance of AI slop.

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

3-0 Strixhaven draft playing 5 Color Soup. The Dellian Fel card might be actually, factually unbeatable. Very fun deck to play with great mana, plenty of removal, and seeing all kinds of cards. What’s not to love?

Retromancers monthly premodern event for April. The top 8 prizes picked by the winners. #mtg #mtgpermodern #premodern #mtgalter #retromancers

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

This is why I don't use this stuff at all, it ruins your ability to think, and that's the one thing I think we should refuse to give up for anything.

if your tournament doesn't allow proxies, it lacks Competitive Integrity. you chose to artificially restrict the card pool for some players, but not others.

Could not be prouder of our first major Premodern event and all the money raised for the MOFC. #mtg #premodern #mtgpremodern

Retromancers monthly premodern event for February. The top 4 prizes picked by the winners. #mtg #mtgpermodern #premodern #mtgalter #retromancers

Played Lands in the Buckeye Brawl this weekend and finished 13th of 90. Deck felt cracked, but unfortunately did not show up for my two win-and-in rounds in R5 and R6. #MTG #MTGPremodern

I brawled to a 5-2 finish with my big, bad shrimp at the first Buckeye Brawl. Good for 18th. Biggest win of the day were the sick new Islands from the charity raffle! R1—Moneyball LWL R2—Moneyball WW R3—Counter Rebels WW R4—RG Oath Ponza WW R5—Angry Hermit LL R6—Enchantress LWW R7—Gro-a-Tog WW

Today’s the day! Exciting day of #premodern #mtg

Watching people use ChatGPT in public feels like environmental storytelling for a sci-fi horror movie. Like seeing extras drinking a new soda that will be revealed to contain a zombie virus at the end of Act 1.

Shrimpin’ it up at this weekend’s Full Grip Games #Premodern Quarterly in Akron. Nearly got there in the tournament. But the Gathering is undefeated as always R1 vs Sligh WLW R2 vs Stasis LWW R3 vs UW Control WLW R4 🤝 R5 🤝 QF vs UG Madness WW SF vs Enchantress WWL (homie scoop) F vs Goblin LWL

i wish they would just show every match that they're gonna show, in their entirety, at 1x speed it's the top 8. it's the last day of coverage. coming into a QF match 2 games in is fucking wild

Sanctum crushed at this RC!! Mason Buonadonna in top 8 w/ Simic Cub 🔥🏆 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social in 12th w/ Jeskai… control? midrange? you decide 🙂 @mixolydia.bsky.social in 16th w/ Jeskai too! Truong Hai Nguyen in 23rd w/ Azorius Control! @fauxglove.bsky.social in 28th with Simic Cub!

Once again: Focusing on their lack of training is a mistake. With "better training," their violence would simply cost more, and they would still kill whoever they wanted, but make it look more professional — to make people more comfortable, the way many of you are at ease with local police violence.

they should invent a Flying Anywhere that is not The Torture Nexus

they should invent a Magic: the Gathering Regional Championship that my cat can come to too

one of the biggest things i learned from 2020 is that times of great upheaval present brief moments where anything appears possible. as soon as those moment appear, opportunist centrists will immediately begin to dilute the movement’s demands to pablum. this is that moment

Had 29 for the last Retromancer Tuesday event of 2025. Everyone got a holiday promo for playing. Top 4 got to pick additional alters from the prize binder. Ohio loves #premodern #mtgpremodern #mtg

AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling

2nd draft, 2nd trophy with 4C Don't Try This at Home pile. turns out that the rare cards are powerful

"Talk Valentina." "ALLY!"

ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/11/18/w... could not be prouder of my fellow workers. 💕

not the main point but it should be illegal to interview someone more than 3 times for the same position

fun little chaos draft deck from last night. jeskai blink is all the rage in modern so i thought we’d give it a shot here too

Duskmourn truly is an all-timer. Maybe UB slop is a secret win if it means we get banger flashback drafts every other month

Top 8 at the first Full Grip Games #Premodern Quarterly with RB Goblins. 24 players was a great showing, can’t wait to see everyone at the next one! R1: WLW vs The Solution R2: LL vs UW TideStill R3: WW vs Jund Wurm R4: LWW vs RG Goblins R5: WLW vs Moneyball Black QF: LL vs UW TideStill rematch

NEWS FROM THE BAD PLACE: maga hat wearing racist misogynist joe brennan has friends pleading for him to be allowed into eternal weekend they made a "joe brennan deserves better from card titan and the north american eternal weekend" petition so i made this: chng.it/ZzShcKGZ2d

Nah man a big part of why the UB stuff makes me sad is cause I know it's extremely popular so they're going to keep doing it despite it making the parts of the game I deeply care about worse. Like I know a bunch of people are going to buy the 6th marvel set but that doesn't make my FNM fire.