ConfidingRex85

Be the big booty latina you wanna see in the world

Are Capri Suns even made in Capri?

wouce

To whoever keeps putting sensitive ass capacitive buttons on every pair of wireless earbuds on the market, I need you DEAD

I wish Janet Jackson did more rock songs cuz Black Cat goes unfathomably hard youtu.be/qH-rPt1ftSo

Is that your Jarona or are you just happy to see me?

rumination

Sell me this Truth Bullet

Yall ever get that kind of anxiety that starts in your lungs and then radiates out into your shoulders and back?

🫵 toony slapstick should happen to your fursona NOW

“Sorry the report isn’t done boss, I spent most of today meticulously planning the last 10% of the story and boss fights for an RPG I’ll never make in my life”

wigly

Skunkin'

What if I explode you with a comically large stick of dynamite?

If your hair is sexy enough you should have the ability to summon a cinematic headwind whenever you want.

Life is pain Turkey Sandwich

My brain is a machine that generates Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner doomed yaoi edits to Prince and Madonna songs

Paint a perfect picture Bring to life a vision in ones mind The beautiful ones always smash the picture Always, every time youtu.be/5CYIjW3EacU

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Hitting that social wall as an introvert

The live version of Gambler from the Virgin Tour lives rent free in my brain right next to the Blonde Ambition versions of Live To Tell and Oh Father

People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: If I ran away... I'd never have the strength to go very far

I fucking love cartoons

gentle reminder to myself

Madonna fuckin lied, time does NOT go by so slowly

God DAMN The Sun

The only way I ever make friends with people

My two modes: 1. Serving Cunt 2. I think I'm Gonna Die In This House

Green

Thinking about how I relate a bit too much to him... I should see a psychiatrist

Postnord got my copy of Lita here from sweden just today meanwhile the copy of Back to Black that USPS is shipping from Kentucky got to a distribution center literally an hour from me and then decided to take a nice two day trip to MINNESOTA???

when furries have that swirly pompadour…

Give that motherfucker a POMPADOUR No I'm not biased what are you talking about