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I really really need you guys to understand this is one of the greatest albums ever made. sftcre.bandcamp.com/album/braja

I love Werner Herzog's take on this: Be the bee that stings youtube.com/shorts/ba9CX...

NGL, this is a goated excuse if you work white collar. A shame you can't use it elsewhere...

Lets get it started

It doesn't take much for me, if you're an Italian Place with chicken piccatta that doesn't insult me I will go to war for you. As an example of insulting Chicken Piccata go to Olive Garden, which has a lot of low-quality food but their piccata is the culinary equivalent of keying your car

Wouldn't it be funny if Jair actually did vote for Lula

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

This is the platonic ideal of a YouTube music discovery

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

“We all bet we’d get to destroy the Amazon and workers‘ rights, our shareholders are furious“

The fucking cadence kills me lmfao "Well, it's because I can smell a racist a mile away, but what you got for me?"

He's glancing off camera as someone signals to him that normal human behavior is to take a bite, but they lock eyes toward the end as he tries to form a hand sign for "what the fuck don't eat the whole thing what are you doing?"

*BOLSONARO: FEDERAL POLICE REQUESTED I GIVE THEM MY PASSPORT

…ok you know what? fair lol

Game of Thrones of all things had such a beautiful sentiment about love, don't know if it was in the book or not but that old blind maester talking about a love of his from long ago: "I can see her now, she's more real than you are."

What kind of life is a cavalcade of trinkets with sentimental value?

Tbh to some extent I'd argue they don't have much, if any, competition in their sphere. I feel like Microsoft assumed they'd be able to just FORCE people onto copilot even though they ALL hate it and Google/OpenAI seem to just be playing catchup. AND THE GOVERNMENT BANNED QWEN.

The closest I get to fluency in Portuguese is my high school Spanish lessons from 16 years ago, except for this sentence, which I understood instantly without translating it to English in my head first.

I'll always love this guy lmao youtube.com/shorts/6TlYF...

You know how in FromSoft titles they give you these scrub enemies you have to kill early on that almost CAN'T kill you and then they introduce a new evolved-looking type that has actual attacks but he's still pretty trivial to take down?

Look all I'm saying is my son can't even talk yet and I could come up with 3 bullet points about him in less time than it takes me to type them, if you can't do that then frankly I don't know what to tell you other than "think about your kids more often than you think about stupid bullshit."

a waterpik is just a mouth bidet

Jair Bolsonaro has been admitted to hospital again

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I have no faith in the US because I still see our pride, our deeply unwarranted *national* pride. But I have faith that if every country on Earth can keep humiliating our """"luminaries"""" in grand and dramatic fashion that pride will finally die as it needed to a long time ago

waking up from a nap to check my phone and see unambiguously good news for the world… honestly a little beautiful. fuck bolsanaro fuck zuckerberg and musk and everyone who controls the internet and thinks they can just take the whole world away from us for free

infiltrated our political system and made deals in exchange of our natural resources and injected money into the right wing candidate. The same candidate, tried to coup our elections. EVEN WITH ALL THIS, EVEN WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE AND OTHER THAT I DON'T WANT TO MENTION FACTORS We won.

THIS IS FOR THE GRINGOS WHO FOLLOW HERE (I love you) Peter Thiel bought the biggest TV presenter here to try to overturn the elections. Mark Zuckerberg and Meta actively sabotaged the left wing president. Trump and Marco Rubio not only threatened the country, they also actively with proof-