Ralphie the Rover

Ralphie the Rover

@cornbeef.bsky.social

Rise like Lions after slumber, in unvanquishable number. Shake your chains to earth like dew. Which in sleep, had fallen on you. Ye are many, they are few!

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Capitalism 101

carla@manicsquirrel.dev

WE USED TO HAVE THIS! i worked for philips in the 90s. select Philips televisions featured SmartSound or automatic volume-leveling technology designed to normalize audio, specifically reducing the loud blare of commercials

One more year Cas, please!!! I know I slated you when you were fat, but so was I!!! Now we're both slim, we could have beautiful babies an that if you want! Please, just stay another year for Kobbie's benefit!! ❤️

Verstappen to do a Nico Rosberg-eque shithousery when he isn't handed the fastest car on the grid, in 5, 4, 3, 2.... And these flash-in the pans, have the fucking neck to compare themselves to the great title winners! When Senna found himself in a slow car, did he retire? Or did he race?

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Google co-founder Sergey Brin — the third-richest man on the planet — is reportedly spending $57M to defeat California's proposed billionaire's tax. So he and his fellow oligarchs can't afford a wealth tax, but they'll spend a fortune buying elections? See the problem...

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🇷🇺 ‘Reform uk’ is a Ltd company, directed and funded from Russia (via tens of millions in Cryptocurrency) 🇷🇺 ‘Reform uk’ (formerly the brexit Party) was created for the purposes of destabilizing governance and society within the uk, as part of Putin’s hybrid war on western countries 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺😎

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My solar panels were activated today! Not only that, but they have been activated for only a few hours and are already making more power than I use and it’s been extremely cloudy and rainy out. This was the best decision I ever made omg.

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Replying to @zackpolanski.bsky.social

Fascist gobshites will never permit themselves, nor their opinions, to be debated by those they fear! He is terrified of his true self being exposed to the daylight, like a vampire, he only operates in the murky underbelly half-lit by the half-wits who profess to be keepers of the British psyche!

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Nigel Farage asked on BBC news this morning if he'd debate with me. Says he's too busy with the local elections & it will just be a "big row." I've been asking him for months. Someone's running scared? Vote Green.

I love, love, love this so much!! The best video I've seen in decades! Young men get pilloried in modern society, every single one of these guys restores my faith in the young uns! I've watched this hundreds of times now & select a different individual to focus on each time! It's beautiful

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social

The way the outfits here create flashes of blue and white is very mesmerizing.

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The CHEEKY BASTARD! That $38M is 0.00475% of his supposed wealth! And he's suing over it? Having defrauded every single US citizen by paying $0.00 income tax, despite his wealth increasing by $300 BILLION this past year alone? The US is done, let it fucking burn! 🙄

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

Musk claims he was deceived into donating roughly $38mn to OpenAI, believing the AI lab would remain a non-profit organisation. ft.trib.al/IwMUWou

The CHEEKY BASTARD! That $38M is 0.00475% of his supposed wealth! And he's suing over it? Having defrauded every single US citizen by paying $0.00 income tax, despite his wealth increasing by $300 BILLION this past year alone? The US is done, let it fucking burn! 🙄

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

Musk claims he was deceived into donating roughly $38mn to OpenAI, believing the AI lab would remain a non-profit organisation. ft.trib.al/IwMUWou

He is suing, for the equivalent of somebody earning $100k/pa, donating $5 to a shitty company... Whilst average Americans struggle to get by, these animals are wasting MILLIONS of Dollars in a pissing contest over the equivalent (to them) of the cost of a cheap cup of coffee!

I've just seen that vid of Billy Moore & Jamie Carragher's brother scrapping. I googled Carragher's brother to see what his record is like 😆 And I came across this photo. It properly touched me! 🥹 I can't fucking stand Carragher, but this is ace! ❤️

Until Senne, I was never happy! We needed so much more.... Sent to me from heaven, Senne Lammens, you're my world!! That's about as close to Boyle and his ego, I'll ever get! Reckon theres a tune there though!

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Until Senne, I was never happy! We needed so much more... Henderson and Onana act up and are fucking piss-poor... Sent to play with Heaven.. Senne Lammens you're our world!! Have that Boyle! Pure iteration 🤣🤣 #MUFC

Until Senne, I was never happy! We needed so much more.... Sent to me from heaven, Senne Lammens, you're my world!! That's about as close to Boyle and his ego, I'll ever get! Reckon theres a tune there though!

'Breaking' 🙄🤣 #ARSENALTHAT

now.arsenal@nowarsenal.bsky.social

🚨Eberechi Eze is the most popular selling Arsenal shirt this season. In order the midfielder is followed by Viktor Gyokeres in second, Declan Rice, Bukayo Saka, Martin Ødegaard and then Max Dowman.

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The big divide in Britain today is between working people and the privately educated, rich, greedy, tax-dodging, selfish, grifting gobshites who try to manipulate working people by pretending to give a shit about them.

I don't even know where to start with this one! WTF!?

Governor Tim Walz@governorwalz.mn.gov

Living in a nursing home shouldn’t mean giving up everyday freedoms. I just signed a bill allowing seniors living in nursing homes to consume alcohol - so that everyone can enjoy happy hour!

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On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?