courier09.bsky.social

People who don't know what these are from, tell me what you think is happening in each individual scene, as its own thing or as a progression (Credit to FilmCrow on YouTube)

In case I haven't mentioned, I'm "recognized as a Microsoft office specialist"

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV Guide~ Put away your jacket, thERe's no need to go outside~ Don't you know? That we control the horizonal?? We control the vertical too~ We gonna make a couch potata, outa you

We got it all on UHF (we got it, we got it all) We got it all on UHF (we got it all) We got it all (we got it all) on UHF (we got it) We got it all on UHF (we got it all) We got it all on UHF We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all on UHF (UHF)

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV Guide~ Put away your jacket, thERe's no need to go outside~ Don't you know? That we control the horizonal?? We control the vertical too~ We gonna make a couch potata, outa you

Kick off your sneakers, Stick around for a whi-ile! (We got it all) on UHF Don't worry 'bout your laundry, Forget about your job! You gotta crank up the volume, (Music cuts) yank off the knob! (Music simes back) We got it all, (we got it all), we gotitall, on UHF

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV Guide~ Put away your jacket, thERe's no need to go outside~ Don't you know? That we control the horizonal?? We control the vertical too~ We gonna make a couch potata, outa you

You can watch us all day, you can watchusall night, You can watch us any time that you please! You can sitaround, and stare at the pic-cta tube, 'Til your brain turns into cottage cheese, well, now

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV Guide~ Put away your jacket, thERe's no need to go outside~ Don't you know? That we control the horizonal?? We control the vertical too~ We gonna make a couch potata, outa you

Don't change the channel! Don't touch that dial! We got it all on UHF Kick off your sneakers! Stick around for a while! (We got it all) (on) On UHF Don't worry 'bout your laundry Forget about your job Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob We got it all, (we got it all) we got it all on UHF

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV Guide~ Put away your jacket, thERe's no need to go outside~ Don't you know? That we control the horizonal?? We control the vertical too~ We gonna make a couch potata, outa you

Disconnect the phone, and leave the dishes in the sank... You better put way your homeboy, Prime time ain't no, time to thank All you do is, make yourself a TV dinner! Press your face right up against the screen...

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV Guide~ Put away your jacket, thERe's no need to go outside~ Don't you know? That we control the horizonal?? We control the vertical too~ We gonna make a couch potata, outa you

That's what we gonna do!! now...

Ok, so I used to be homeschooled, then I went to public school in 2020. I've since done 3 grades (3 years) and now it's 2025. So apparently 3 years = 5 years, thanks 'murica (It's 2:40 where is an and I'm probably sleep deprived, listening to weird al(it's UHF for those wondering))