Eden

Programming is art. Don't let any AI chud tell you otherwise.

Never let it be forgotten that this flash game butterfly effected into us getting Portal 2.

Today in 2007, PORTAL: THE FLASH VERSION was posted to @newgrounds.com by ido and Hen7.

they think i want that software-as-a-service gradient-ass takes-3-seconds-to-load a menu type shit no i want that warm-grey-1995 could-launch-on-a-banana-with-an-electrode-on-it type shit that windows-defender-run-anyway type shit

Hello there I put triangles on the screen using software designed to put triangles on the screen.

The long time coming why I hate Godot post has been made coyoteeden.neocities.org/spectacle/20... #gamedev #godot

insane Godot design decision of the day: `bytes_to_var` doesn't deserialize objects but `str_to_var` does, leading to code execution with absolutely no warning about it. there is a 3 yrs open issue for this problem and one of the comments with 50 likes is "hidden as abuse" github.com/godotengine/...

I now have a website available: coyoteeden.neocities.org I will be (semi) regularly posting content about wacky hijinks, things I like, projects I'm working on, and more here. This also serves as a hub to link out to other places you can find my work.

Put together a timeline of events leading up to the original release of the 262 Page Shayy Document to help clear up some uncertainties around what happened and show that this was something we had indeed tried to deal with privately docs.google.com/document/d/e...

valve award of excellence for shipping a beta build of cs2

namco museum

If Shayy actually cared about doing/being better, they would not have come back. That's really all I have to say on the matter.

last time the US did this, we had 700k covid deaths because bolsonaro refused to get vaccines in time and before that, we spent 24 years in a dictatorship; our latest democracy is only 38 years old and it's being threatened once again we cannot let another bolsonaro be the president again

I need Rufus to start saying "ISO is not an appropriate container format" when you throw an ISOHybrid at it

the brand safety panopticon has come to twitch

>someone you used to be good friends with with a (formerly) really big platform, who got outed last year for being a sexual predator, put up a response video claiming no responsibility for their actions and relisted every single video they did of two projects you're attached to Cool

Hi I woke up to the world on fire again

i keep saying it post-chapter 5 especially but i really feel like deltarune is one of my favorite stories ever told by this point. every route, every facet. it's just all so compelling to me and it's got everything i love about storytelling and character development.

So, I know Shayy is trying to come back. I also know that I firmly asked them to take down their Ribbit video a year ago. I've immediately noticed that they chose to private it instead, which seemed a little sketchy to me. Surprise, surprise. The Ribbit video is back on their channel now.

golden hour

Oh yeah btw fuck shayy don't let them back into the community. They're not sorry, they're not better, they're not being honest. That video is nothing but lies and deceit.

I dont know if this dingus even understands how many of us are in the same boat. I was on the phone with a random secretary in a doctor's office and we bonded for like thirty minutes over how much we hate Ai.

the old link doesn't work, reposting this with an alternate link due to recent events pixeldrain.com/u/XUMegjoD

the fucking nerve. the fucking audacity. FUCKING GO AWAY.

i know i dont use this site that much anymore but given their response video that just dropped i still would like to let it be known that I do not want Shayy or anyone who sympathizes with them near me, my friends, and this community

I've realized that many people who come across the Shayy situation either don't know them, or do not know the extent of their actions. Some who have seen it have still yet to grasp the severity Because of this, I made a document compiling every post and video I know docs.google.com/document/d/1...

IF I REALLY NEED TO SAY THIS, SHAYY DOES NOT HAVE PERMISSION NOR APPROVAL TO REUPLOAD THEIR DELTATRAVELER VIDEOS. WE AT TEAM CINNABUN DO NOT SUPPORT PREDATORS.

"oh man these decompilations of Ocarina of Time, Monster Hunter 3 and Rave Racer look great I wonder who the developers are"

Excellent bit

mood

in the f-stop leaks they used soldier as a placeholder player+viewmodel and now im just thinking about soldier inexplicably fucking around in 70's aperture

EVEN ALIEN SWARM FANS GET SOMETHING IN THE STEAM2 TERALEAK!!! Depot 641_0 (Alien Swarm SDK's v0) has all the map sources!!

theres something very funny to me about half life fans complaining how little there is in the teraleak you bitches have had **TWO. DECADES.** worth of leaks for your games. **20 YEARS** worth of leaks. let the rest have our piece of the pie now.

I would advise caution when it comes to this leak - while Valve has never really taken serious action in the past on leaks of their own games, there *is* games by other companies in here, and it is not out of the question that they would be more upset.

ELABORATION: ~12 Terabytes of a Steam2 content server were just leaked. This is the old system Valve used prior Steampipe, meaning nothing in the leak is from after 2013. Inside this content server is the relevant files for about ~20 pre-release Portal 2 Builds. (Cont. in replies!) ⬇️

sorry i need to make more knee surgery blue grinch Alive & Kicking images. mod is being held up by build review still. we just got informed that the build needs “further review”.

Our recreation of Portal 2's 2009 beta - Project 2009 - is finally here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpzG...

Grimdoomer just released Xbox360BadUpdate version 1.3, which makes the exploit extremely fast and reliable (near 100%), and includes a "recovery mode" for people who broke bootanim.xex. *Support for the THAW/Pro Strcpy entrypoint was dropped in favour of Blitz/DaTArrest. github.com/grimdoomer/X...

So… they’re working

This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"

Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.

piracy is preservation and you are quite literally wrong if you think otherwise. the only reason nosferatu isn't a lost movie was thanks to piracy. many other movies from the era were recovered only thanks to unauthorised copies that survived where the original film ended up being destroyed

i get a hat

All of Snap Episode 2's levels are at least a "polished draft" stage now, and the final boss is almost at it's first rough draft. #gamedev #uzdoom www.patreon.com/posts/e2m9-d...

Asexual flag colour picked from Rin Penrose 2 so you can be rest assured that he is still ace colour themed #RinPenrose #inkpaintrose