NotNite

NotNite

@notnite.com

jack of all trades, master of none. she/her. programmer, modder, reverse engineer, dataminer, shitposter

4.4K followers1K following4.4K posts

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i found out you can put stickers on the cs2 bomb

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every bash command on linux is blplk -avqPmr o7 . ~/ every powershell command on windows is Please-Mister-Computer -Could-You-Kindly-Do-Me -This Favor ".\"

a true testament to synthid: I can take a photo with my phone of a shitty AI slop advertisement on the back of a truck from like twenty feet away and somehow it can still detect the watermark

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"you need to checkout the hummus branch and go to the TahiniDumper" -@notnite.com

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so last night @notnite.com approached me out of nowhere saying she wanted to mod the game that her partner made for her, and told me "hey do you wanna remix the chiptune you made for it for another chip". i said "i'll do you one better" and put together a full rearrangement in a jazz/swing style

nightshade →home, for now@nightshade.technology

i wrote this incredibly silly little tune for @notnite.com's birthday. it was featured in a game produced by @hl2.sh which was basically just a very contrived way for our entire friend group to wish her a happy birthday. doing stuff like this reminds me why i do any of this in the first place, lol.

just found out @katie.cat doesn't have a \| key on her keyboard due to US/UK keyboard hardware/software differences so every single time she has to write a pipe she just copies it from somewhere else. apparently she has a pipe in her discord bio just to copy from when she needs it. I am stunned

I have been working with this woman with like a bunch of different extremely convoluted hobby projects for maybe like eight months at this point and somehow I have never noticed her tabbing out every time she writes a logical OR what the fuck surely I'm being gaslit

holy fuck can all of you in my replies shut up about rebinding yes she's not stupid she's just lazy 😭

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just found out @katie.cat doesn't have a \| key on her keyboard due to US/UK keyboard hardware/software differences so every single time she has to write a pipe she just copies it from somewhere else. apparently she has a pipe in her discord bio just to copy from when she needs it. I am stunned

correct me if I'm wrong, but users have no way to label a link as explicit on their profile themselves? so you *have* to get manually reviewed to have a tag marked as adult content? and some adult websites are permanently blocked regardless? what the hell is this system lol

purplebirdman@purplebirdman.com

I think link moderation is a bad idea.

why the hell can't they just add a "mature content" checkbox and stop blocking known adult websites (or, if they must, force it on for those domains). what the hell are they cooking

I've been using the same pfp drawn by an old friend of mine for like five years now :)

Dane 🌺@dane.fish

there was a "my vent art" meme circulating recently, but I'm presenting this: my joy art

I have literally never used Arc but their bug bounty payout to @eva.ac got me a CS2 knife so thanks I guess

austin@aparker.io

rip arc browser i'm not sure what point you proved but at least most of your good ideas are out there now

friend group of cs2-playing trans women means you can get literally the ugliest knife in the entire game as a token of friendship one day

do you think it took them a day because they were porting frontier to latest PHP or because they were backporting PHP patches to earlier versions

FINAL FANTASY XIV@en.finalfantasyxiv.com

The security enhancements related to the PHP programming language and associated testing have been completed, and final checks are now underway. We expect new logins to resume today. Thank you for your continued patience and understanding.

my favorite SE PHP fact is that patch-dl (used to?) send php error stack traces if you fucked up the URL enough

can we please stop publishing CVSS 10 CVEs while I'm on vacation and my partner is sick I feel like my head is going to explode from the amount of stress I've endured in the last 72 hours

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php don't know what it is don't care (i try to log on to umamusume but its servers are down for emergency maintenance) PHP is a general-purpose scripting language geared towards web development.[11] It was created by Danish-Canadian programmer Rasmus Lerdorf in 1993 and released in 1995.[12][13] The

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i think the team fortress wiki wins most unhinged Under Construction page, with a photo of the iconic Engineer portrait render made entirely out of unicode characters

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tfw you go to explainxkcd.com to look up when the randomNumber=4 comic was published in order to joke about today's infosec shitshow, only to find the site is offline due to tomorrow's infosec shitshow

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gifdex.net is now available in *early* Alpha! Gifdex is a platform to find, upload, save, and share GIFs, all powered by the ATProtocol. All your data is held by you, Gifdex simply collects it in a convinent place - move it, delete it, or integrate with it on any other platform seamlessly.ii

I'm about to test the fucking atk text input polling rate lock the fuck in

FINAL FANTASY XIV@en.finalfantasyxiv.com

A test of your (typing) reflexes! Keybound Brawler will be landing in the Manderville Gold Saucer on October 28, and the first iteration of the event will be a special collaboration with the FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE series! ⌨️ sqex.to/WVAnl

I'm so glad the first thing I'm doing in the morning is termuxing into my servers to kill literally everything with PHP because everything is vulnerable now

nightshade →home, for now@nightshade.technology

details leaked. this vulnerability is a full unauthenticated unconditional remote code execution exploit against any service running on a PHP version from 5.4 until latest yeah if anything deserves CVSS 11, this is it. this is CATACLYSMICALLY bad.

preauth RCE in the biggest web software in the world + private key leaked that was trusted by basically every device = internet is on free roam sandbox mode this week

personally my bank PIN is also the number four so I'm not sure why everyone is so upset by this root CA

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The shit it takes to make cursor lock work in a windows appcontainer

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Gifdex's web app has moved to gifdex.net and the platform is now considered an alpha release! There are plenty more changes to come before things are stablised, but this is the start of things ^^

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Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

question for the audience: if you were ultra rich (let’s say $25M), what completely frivolous thing are you buying?

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I'm writing a mod in C# and it's reporting a warning on line 3 of a file but the warning is blank for some reason so the "problems" overview just looks like this

friend group meetup update: my partner has been feeling sick so @katie.cat and I were sent to order a żabka hotdog with our Polish vocabulary of maybe thirty words combined. greatest team building exercise since I played portal 2 coop

NotNite@notnite.com

autistic friend group meetups really be like "here's your gift it's an oyster card"