Matt

Wanna play a game with me? I've got one daggerheart and one DnD 5.5e game open right now which you can find on my StartPlaying page! I love TTRPGs, I love stories, and most of all I love the people I meet at tables. Grab a friend or two and let's Start Playing 🎲 startplaying.games/gm/grunggrotto

This is absolutely heart breaking. Rest in peace

I'd simply just love my wife but I guess I'm built different

"Vote blue no matter who, except if it's someone who is to the left of me" Democrats would rather have fascists in office than someone who's slightly more progressive than them

nathan fielder is the greatest artist of our generation

Biddy Blas, the breakout star of Star Wars: Galactic Racer, has taken the internet by storm. Voice actor Richard Summers-Calvert and Fuse Games tell Empire about his creation, the reaction and memes. And If you don’t know his name, scrib doon. Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/featu...

Hearing this man speak in person was as incredible as you think it would be. The thoughtfulness, insight, and moral clarity he brings to each subject is nothing short of breath taking

I'm sorry. GTA VI won't even be good. We can tell from the leaks. All these leaks and not a SINGLE mention of biddy blas so far. The game's dead on arrival

I'm at a point where I'm rushing to get through Zero Company just to get to Galactic Racer. I need to see my sweet baby boy

(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it

The Biddy Blas thing is a fun reminder that you can’t make that happen. It just does. Let it.

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

I respect my haters and share their concerns

Literally

This is the body of Christ *places a Dunkin’ Donuts hash brown on your tongue*

Asked to respond to whether his team were 'not German enough' or 'not white enough', Klopp said there was no point in giving room to 'such people and their utterances', adding: 'I have little time in everyday life for idiocy'. Story: @kateconnolly.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/football/202...

This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt https://theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012/

Cannot imagine a worse scenario than getting the hiccups while you're buried alive

In just 5 days, my friends and I have teamed up and raised over $230,000 for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. If you are able to chip in please do so here. If you can't at this time, that's ok! An equally helpful boost would be to share this on your IG story: www.instagram.com/linking/fund...

I thought this was an onion headline tbh

God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom

100% the vibe that Lanterns poster gives off

When you've had hard control of all 3 branches and your campaign strategy is just "give us another chance" Another chance to do what, the same exact shit? These guys know they've done nothing good for anyone and have fully screwed up everyone's life forever

Psych professor: In my class I invented the Stanford Prison Experiment as a psychological study that went horribly wrong and ended in abuse Netflix: At long last, we have recreated the Stanford Prison Experiment from the classic study-turned-ethics-violation, The Stanford Prison Experiment

I know semantics like this don't matter anymore, but who voted to go to war? Why are we getting anything done? What happened to pushing back? Look at my opposition party, it's worthless

Until an AI kills itself from being bullied I will not believe it has consciousness Also bullying AI until it kills itself is ethical

2030?!? NO ONE IS GONNA BE ALIVE AND THEN WHY SO LONG 😭

Real interaction with a coworker today Coworker: Matt, you like DND right? Me: yeah C: you should try this game... C:... It's called Clash Royale. Its kinda the same.

*a tiny mermaid lamplighter carefully reigniting all the anglerfish*

I LOVE SCHEMING !!

Just read The Dream Hotel recently, and I'm pointing this out for no reason at all!!!

"Mr. President, we're losing the trade war with the Australians" - Me, spending more than I make on Albanese gummy bears

NWSL history made by Ashley Sanchez 🇺🇸 Her 16th goal of the season sets a new NWSL record for the most by an American in a single season.

"Intelligence is knowing you can take the groceries in one trip. Wisdom is knowing it's ok to take 2 or more trips" Me, realizing the groceries are too heavy

This is why I never have just one.

September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

TSA agents loooove pointing out how the govt already has your photo when you opt out of the face scan. Like crazy you can even talk to me with that much boot in your mouth

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.