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It is a sad parting. Goodbye babie! Do not cry mommies, time will come when a babie returns. He grow very fast in PELICANMOUTH and an eye will change and he has more strength and hears a different sound. Do not be afraid, give growing babie all love he needs.

if not good for baby then why baby shape soft and comfort? bsky.app/profile/nafn...

No he's friend.

friend pelican

They sped it up because regular speed shows Pelican friend is merely patting baby capybara with his beak Pat pat pat

Thank you for the alt text!

@suzannerent.bsky.social

I've watched a pelican try to eat a whole seagull...so clearly this is safe.

A pelican write this

ah, a classic

Very safe in pelican mouth. youtu.be/m4rxpdHcQX8

Man, I read this in Final Pam’s voice.

Don't swallow.

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A wonderful bird is the pelican, His bill will hold more than his belican, He can take in his beak Enough food for a week But I'm damned if I see how the helican! - Dixon Lanier Merritt.

I will do my best to stay safe from baby this month!

Should I place baby in front of tiger?

Hear that, @tomfawkes.com? 😅

And then there is the emergency room records your org wants.

Nice. I played lead buffoon

Okay, but what if (and just hear me out here) we *did* actually put that baby in pelican mouth? Message brought to you by Not 3 Pelicans in a Trench Coat, We Swear.

Or in the corner

Can I put baby in the corner?

But CPSC, I *AM* a pelican!

I thought the pelican was the discount stork

Nobody lets me have any fun.

this is just giving me ideas us consumer product safety commission

oh great, you're telling me this NOW

And keep them away from dingoes.

How can I, not a baby, get some of that good pelican love?

Seems logical to me.

Look, see? That baby is FINE. Looks very comfortable.

*thinks for a moment…. Drops phone and rushes back inside* 😳

Okay. I have to ask. Is it just the meme, or has there actually been An Incident?

But inside very Soft and Comfort!

It seems some testing of limits may be in order here.

Do not put squirrel baby in pelican mouth

I was thinking of a baby playing the safety position, but you still have a point.

I think we need a graphic to fully comprehend this safety message.

e_e But... friend pelican?

Always wear a helmet when operating a baby.

"A baby that can birth himself can climb into friend pelican's mouth on his own" "Man, fuck you too Mom" - Kirikou

Really all I can ask for in a partner

I suddenly have a great idea

Really going out of your way to crush cultural norms here.

Can I still put baby in Pelipper mouth?

they’re basically dinosaurs

But inside very soft and comfort!

Counterpoint:

Smart. Choking hazard for the pelican.

CPSC that’s vore

Also, just for clarity's sake: EVERY month should be Baby Safety Month. Except for October. That's me time.