mr shit

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elizabeth holmes doing a kermit impression

imagine being a german bassoon truther in 1854, believing that two bassoons in an orchestra is what god intended, then finding out some heathen frenchman wrote a piece for *eight* bassoons

Chuck Jones' Rule 8. "Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy."

what

don’t look at my cat i’m only posting so i can share in the dms

thought of a great new comeback, spun it around in my mind a couple of times, and promptly forgot it

more and more they’re saying it: swanboy.com

We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to

Last year my 6-year-old stumbled into the joke "six seeeeven, nine eleeeeven" and I asked her what 9/11 was and she said it's when some people made very bad choices and flew planes into a building

#DontFroget

The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*

anyways back to rollin dice

this shit is more embarrassing than openly cheering for eating ass in front of your best friends mom

i wholly trust the polearmguy vastly more than any ai researcher, if the polearmguy says it’s a marketing stunt it’s probably a marketing stunt

Now in Gunmetal Grey!

look at my cat

shout out my wife for marrying me so i could have an anniversary so i could go get sushi

kappa are real

if you think about it, it’d actually be pretty safe to naruto run with scissors

i will not be picturing this or that or any of the rest of it

well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics

They call it rush hour but you actually get places slower

alright goodbye for another week

i’m the guy who shits

imagine if you were playing d&d