Nick Douglas

ok actually it's really hard work moving these deck chairs!!!

The repulsive hooting chuds of this great nation, of whom I am the lone advocate by the way,

Manufacturing Cheesecake

once again my torus-shaped uncle Lime Gem is texting me about the maximum dream you can have. i already know it's the dream of material unbinding. ive known that all my life and hes told me before anyway. maybe he should dream the dream of saying things only once. or undream the dream of nephews

It’s literally canon that Fremen don’t have to ejaculate to cum but go off I guess

3-in-1 body wash is inherently political

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Help! My (937M) subs (521M, 26M, ∞M) are unionizing

The Prime Directive of Miss Jean Brodie

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The invincible airplane

My son made a meme.

Americans will use anything rather than the metric system

In the future, the only job will be spotting genAI pictures, text, and people. The most profitable degrees will be art history, literature, and philosophy

@merriam-webster.com I've twice recently seen the word "titrate" used metaphorically (to mean "mete out"), but I don't see this meaning reflected in major dictionaries. What am I missing? A new use?

what the fuck is happening in star trek tng season one

[complimenting a girl] You're like a lizard person

i have a custom creature in a campaign im working on thats a gelatinous rubiks cube and if it gets you it starts to scramble and if your party doesnt successfully unscramble it before they kill it you fall apart into little cubes

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Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

I think the wildest thing about being post-twitter is that you can tell, just in regular conversation, when someone still uses it. There’s an underlying anger and a like… disconnect regarding what people actually think/care about?

Another angle of Custer’s Last Stand

Somewhere, Bruce Sterling just came

Yesterday a friend said he'd never heard of the Phantom Tollbooth

That came from a cursed website that disappears as soon as its intended victim clicks on the link.

HOW DARE

Madison Malone Kircher doing God’s work, squeezing a masturbating Shrek into NYT house style www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/u...

Divide and concur — this radical plan from 1920, for "lasting peace" after WW1, proposed uniting central Europe into 24 wedge-shaped cantons which would radiate out from Vienna’s St. Stephen’s Cathedral: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/unionization-of-central-europe/

‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit https://theonion.com/ted-lasso-fans-told-that-show-going-bye-bye-for-a-bit/

That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather

a society that is obsessed with computer automation but also isn't restrained by a single shared value once nobody is looking is gonna get itself into some interesting situations

why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion

It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵

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I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth"

The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art