Dad Bod Bog Body

Liberty biberty Funko pop near me

Fuck that is a good joke

Polymarket - we’re not gambling, we’re a prediction market. 😉 But also we have parleys now. 😜

Absolutely fucked to hear a Sleigh Bells song on a glp -1 commercial

Sketchers uses AI generated models in its ads. So boycott Sketchers. It’s easy because they make shitty knockoffs

POV: You’re the three-armed chef flipping eggs with tongs

Watching Father of the Bride and I swear Martin Short looks 30 years younger than Steve Martin. Actual ages: 41 and 45

A Russian air defense missile blows up a fuel tank at the Moscow Oil Refinery following a failed attempt to shoot down a Ukrainian drone.

POV: you’re about to get a lecture

Woke Catholic priest crossing his fingers behind his back when giving Last Rites to a real bastard. Adios mf

The only AI Overview I want is A.I. Artificial Intelligence (or simply A.I.) is a 2001 science fiction drama film directed by Steven Spielberg. The screenplay by Spielberg and screen story by Ian Watson are loosely based on the 1969 short story "Supertoys Last All Summer Long" by Brian Aldiss. Set

Med Bed Wetter

Arm Lebanon

Yeah give me a big pot of …

My retirement plan is a YouTube supercut of all the podcasts recording when It Happens

Cheapest gas in the county #PainAtThepump

Cool! #PainAtThePump

This was $3.89 last month #painatthepump

Oh cool, Newsom wanted to exempt ICE from the California mask ban. apple.news/Ab_U8vdpBRoi...

I ♥️ my NFTs

MLB worked to eliminate smokeless tobacco use because it was killing players. Tony Gwynn Jr talks to rookies about the real costs to people. And these asshole went, no the opposite

Very interesting www.cooldickshoes.com

Alien v Mickey v Predator

My insurance company just got really into Wet Leg

Italian Elon Musk(verified)

It’s good that Trump is building the Memory Care Ballroom where it’s always 1984 and he has a real shot at Linda Ronstadt

Hobbies Are Too Expensive !

Bobby Hill fucks, I’m so happy for him

Very interesting www.cooldickshoes.com

Becoming a huge Mets fan #lgm

me: hey medieval peasant. i'm from the future peasant: oh art thou here to try to kille me with doritos me: no i just wanted to say you were right all along about hot buttered bread. it fuckin rocks peasant: it DOTH rock me: it DOTH peasant: tis the GOATE

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

No fucking way

Att thee jouste, watcheing with mine wyfe, thinking, that I coulde receive pleafure from her fine hand with none the wiser, I cut a low hole into mine box of puffed bread, only for her to reach in and, not knowing, pluck mine penif from its base like a turnip, and bite it, taking from me my penif

the cool thing about getting eaten by a jurassic park dinosaur is that you’d get to be turned into a new kind of poop that’s never existed before

This is my impression of Grogu walking

is she...you know...*crab claw motion* stupid and from Maryland

Public Coast Brewery in Cannon Beach Oregon has the best hazy ipa I’ve ever had. Dank but not bitter and balanced malts. Goddamn awesome

Just at the most basic level it is really unhealthy to have to thought about Donald Trump as much as everyone in America has over the last nine or so years. Spending a decade of my life thinking about a super boring, super shitty crook and all the bad stuff he's doing or might do. It's embarrassing.

Every recipe website is named something like “Baby, baby, I’m Bakin’ by the Ocean” and you have to read six paragraphs about the author’s fertility issues before you can peel a potato

Is that bad?

Google thinks Drew Barrymore is in Schindler’s List

April Fools day …… or as I call it Amateur Night….,

My holiday tradition is putting a decoy box out for porch thieves, containing a bag of dirt labeled “puto”