Malte Wendt

Struggling mom and pop store KFC couldn't afford taking a photo of their new crispy strips bucket.

Guten Mythischen Morgen?

Who’s stealing from us? The billionaires!

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day to the Indigenous New Yorkers who continue to shape our city, sustain ancestral traditions, and carry forward generations of resilience.

Modern Warfare Sa?

Currently in the belly of the beast

My LMS encourages me to make my students talk to a chatbot to "reinforce critical thinking".

Can we stop parading this bullshit artist around? "Are you looked down upon in the AI world?" "Yes, I'm a pain in the ass for them." Sure buddy. Now tell me again how powerful AI is. fuckouttahere.

Currently writing about the nazi cult of beauty and feeling a little let down by the latest iteration. My man, find a cobbler.

Can't make this shit up.

I've only in recent days learnt who Jacob Geller was, and given the sheer volume of reactions, this now feels like either the most embarrassing bubble or the most fortunate blind spot.

Please don't forget about us trans people. Facing the worst attack on our rights in this country due to Labour's current transphobia. Don't forget my community. That's all I ask. Please.

youtube.com/shorts/3R7Oq... Fallout 4!

Me following our puppy around the yard to make sure she's not up to any shenanigans

Damn, bro even got canceled by God.

When even the toilet's a northerner.

Well, I just had someone email us to request missing components... that don't exist for the game. He used a chatbot to "research" what might be missing from a used copy of the game and it hallucinated new components.

If German restaurants in Greece were named like Greek restaurants in Germany: Restaurant Hegel, Restaurant Kant, Restaurant Thor, Restaurant Berlin

Next up: US Navy Sailors Try US Military MRE for the First Time

Genocide

AoE2 was my first video game obsession and I spent years playing essentially just this. Haven't played it for almost 25 years. Installed DE and man, am I having a blast. Weirdly, my brain keeps telling me to click on certain icons without remembering what they'd do. Like, oh, flaming arrows, right!

The AI CEOs insisting that the unregulated market simply forces them to destroy humanity are the same people who claim its invisible hand will guide humanity into prosperity.

Yes, AI is vewy scawwy and you should definitely slow down development of what would otherwise surely end in an uncontrollable superintelligence rather than autocomplete plateauing, with trillions in debt, absolutely, I believe you. Now let me shop while you go play with Sammy and Elon, honey, okay?

Tech ran out of ideas, let deep learning loose on noise patterns and sold the result as AI. People caught on that it's just autocomplete applied to nothing and now their final death rattle is blackmail. Media loves both tech fantasies and the apocalypse, and this is the convergence point of the two.

Would love to know how much Anthropic paid the guy who said he left Anthropic to warn us about how powerful Anthropic's product is.

Curiously, hate against a minority that is significantly underrepresented in the states in which the AfD thrives most, but that would benefit most from left-wing policies because they're the poorest states in the country.

Annual reminder that today is not Labour Day, Labour Day is May 1st.

And you can watch those tokens being spent in real time in Zeteo's Maximilian Krah interview.

Our shelter cat Spice, eagerly awaiting the latest Whistledown.

All those wise guys insisting that you technically don't own games anymore, duh, and that everyone should just accept corporate dominion: This is where corporations cash that in. Those words will be used against you.

The problem with fascim is that you eventually run out of Other people.

engaged youtube views (top) vs views (bottom), with a spike that shows the exact day the definition of a "view" changed. Apparently, that's more than double what it used to be. Cool! Why are we doing this, exactly?

Gotta rewatch the best Muppets movie ever made in tribute. Professional Pirate > He's a Pirate

Future work section aka "someone else can clean up this mess, but it sure ain't gonna be me".

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/

What do you mean "this recording"? For decades this was the only version of the song I knew!

"Harassment-prone demographic uses harassment glasses to harass even more efficiently. Maker of harassment glasses, who got rich by inventing harassment platform, insists that wasn't their intention."

Gotta hand it to him, the petrodollar profiteer threatening the Hormuz profiteer with economic warfare IS funny.

Instructions are up! rebrickable.com/mocs/MOC-273...

Reading the wikipedia article of the Mechanical Turk, it's just funny how even back in the 1800s, major newspapers were like: Two boys say they saw a guy in there? Yeah right, pfff, kids. This machine THINKS! *mysterious hand gestures*

This, honestly, struck me as well. Especially the time of year everyone performatively wears their poppy pins. As a German, national, quasi-mandatory support for the troops just seemed bizarre.