Croonch

My first Substack article! Wolves end of the year recap! (Fun personal story included!) Enjoy! open.substack.com/pub/croonch/...

If the Wolves keep this up, it might summon you know who

its really starting to seem like the wolves are never going to lose a game and that i am never going to die

Remembering that Timberwolves Brazil account from years ago, he must be having a GREAT time right now.

Superior Vibes! - 6 PM starts = Happiness - Finch's vision coming to fruition? - The Power of Friendship All Time Team? Check it out!

Going live with @adukemn.bsky.social right after the game! Tune in!!!

Yes Grady I've never seen a team embody their team name more than this team. Pack of Wolves!

TUNE IN Every post game, Andrew goes live. It's incredible basketball vent sesh- good or bad! Ultimate post-game vibe (especially if you cant sleep bc of what you just watched)

Thoughts game one

Clark trying to posterize half the Heat G Leaguers at the end was chef's kiss LFG

#RealLoud is fine, but the Timberwolves official hashtag should be #GiddyUp

It's the day #timberwolves fans have been waiting for. Opening day vs Miami. Need a primer? Listen to the latest podcast for fun discussion on the new-look Wolves.

Its time for our staff to put their money where their mouths are. We have dropped our official... ⭐⭐11th Annual Opening Night Predictions⭐⭐ www.canishoopus.com/timberwolves...

Official NBA Preseason Vibes Ranking 2026 #NBA Thoughts?

Spoiler alert: Vibes for the Wolves are SUPERIOR

Absolutely shocking from the NFL (not at all shocking) Flores more than deserves to be a head coach. The facts are below.

Preseason- take with a grain of salt Attention to detail and flow were huge to start this game! Being able to hear Ant communicate defensively on the broadcast is an example

Let's goooo!!!! Start of an incredible partnership! 🙌

New Substack! Lynx season recap! Just part of the mourning process! Enjoy and move forward with me! croonch.substack.com/p/wake-up-ca...

I love you O Dawg... But Cheryl, you need to give her a breather and let her talk with Lindsey for a bit.

Offense: - Hard showing with Stewie and doing a great job hitting roller - Need to be more patient and make them work Defense: - Similar problems as game one - Need more active hands on dribble and pass Vibes: - Panicked- need to stay composed in 2nd half to finish this comeback BELIEVE

I sense a Court flamethrower game coming 2nd half

With Game 1 behind us and Game 2 here in the first-round battle between the Lynx and Liberty, what went wrong for Minnesota that it needs to correct? Croonch goes Between the Buzzer to discuss what should change with the Lynx’s backs against the wall ⤵️

WNBA AP Awards are out this morning: Olivia Miles — Rookie of the Year, All-WNBA 1st team, All-Rookie Team Cheryl Reeve — Coach of the Year

First Round Series Preview! The Redeem Series! Enjoy with a cup of coffee or whatever beverage you want to start your Sunday, put it up on the tv for the family to breakdown- whatever you need to do to get LOCKED IN! CLAW FOR 5 croonch.substack.com/p/redeem-ser...

Electric vibes! Awesome episode to listen to Lynx fans if you need a vibes reset as @natepentz.bsky.social gives us a gentle vibe slap in the face to remember who we are 😂 We needed it! Lynx in 2 Claw for #5

Going live with @adukemn.bsky.social after the game!

THIS is Lynx basketball

Olivia Miles live 😂

Bench finally tiring. We are seeing that Reeve wanted to send a message for Thursday more than win tonight. Because they need a break

That was a WILD third 😂

Needed this game on Victory + instead of having to mute the ESPN broadcast...

Wait I can't watch the Lynx today because of football?!?!?! Booooo

WE ARE SO BACK! Get ready for tonight's game and relocked in with my article below 🤛

Love the Jaden McDaniels mood bobblehead 😂

New Coaching up article! Quarter Three Report! substack.com/@dereklongak...

i'm really happy with this one :)