Chris

Called it

Anyone excited to see how this DOJ screws up the Maduro trial after violating Venezuela's sovereignty?

@parkroseperma.bsky.social If you need another reason to boycott Home Depot, they've installed noise machines to nauseate the day laborers (and more than likely other customers)

No critic of Christianity does as much damage to the religion as fake Christian Mike Johnson does.

So not surprising that the people who fetishize assault rifles kill more Americans than those who don't.

All because a MAGA candidate in a Republican district tried to out-MAGA the incumbent with the anti-immigrant idiocy. Politicians in Republican primaries have every incentive to push things as far right as imaginable and we're all going to suffer from it. Another problem with gerrymandering here.

The best obituary about Kirk, the standard against which others should be measured—and shamed if they fail to honestly grapple with the facts of Kirk's life. Unsurprisingly, Elizabeth has been inundated with threats for this, thus carrying on Kirk's legacy of hate, intimidation, and a worse future.

Terrific thread:

When Nancy Mace thought the killer was trans, she wanted them dead. Now that she knows the killer is white, straight, and a Trump supporter, she just wants harmless prayers.

Okay, so what I've seen so far isn't generally rejoicing over Kirk's death, more a refusal to grieve and widespread dread at what the Right will do with this latest trigger.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Causing a Führer

It's often said he sounds terrible because he has spasmodic dysphonia but that's not the whole story. He's had that for decades but his voice used to be much better; the dumbass didn't "trust the experts" so stopped his approved Botox treatment that was working and got an unapproved useless implant.

Another question: At a club with over 150 employees, how did Donald Trump know that a 15-year-old girl was no longer working in the spa? He said he knew when Epstein "stole" her. It's not like Donald is a man known for paying attention to every little detail.

A video of Ted Cruz being endorsed by Paul Pressler, a former judge and leader of "Conservative Baptist Resurgence" who molested teenage boys. It's creepy that he says that he met Ted when Cruz was a teenager. Speaker Johnson was dean of a law school named after Pressler. youtu.be/nO8hfCw4omI?...

If you’re a former cop or prosecutor & your allegiance to Trump has you buying into this recasting of Maxwell, a prolific trafficker & rapist, into a victim, you have some soul searching to do about your political choices.

I’ve come to realize that the entire MAHA movement is just grown ass adults tricking themselves into thinking that junk food is healthy because a random dye was removed.

Latest MAGA Merch:

Woopsies!

This is so good.

Our beautiful president has taxed the poor, sent troops to stomp through playgrounds in California, opened up concentration camps, doubled the price of seemingly random goods for no discernible reason, and bombed a foreign country just to do it. And yet these ungrateful peasants are unhappy?

Parasocial Fan Believes He In Real Relationship With Taylor Swift theonion.com/parasoc...

Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’

Wow...

Deeply uninterested in hearing about what any AI has to say in response to any question, it’s like getting a parrot’s opinion but not fun because the parrot has the funny high-pitched voice and says things so quickly

JD Vance has no real principles or courage.

Can you imagine the infantile, superficial, and profane Donald Trump talking about his faith in such an eloquent and heartfelt manner? They hate Stephen Colbert because he is an authentic version of what they pretend to be.

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

Within moments Elon’s AI began to refer to itself as “MechaHitler” and they had to shut it down.

The purpose of today's military deployment to Los Angeles' MacArthur Park was to demonstrate a show of force, documents leaked to me reveal: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

The face Rogan is making

Tesla cars are designed to turn off its self-driving mode less than a second before a crash, so Tesla can claim that the car was not operating in self-driving mode when it crashed. Musk is evil. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

"Christians" in Congress ignoring Jesus's command to not pray in public (Matthew 6:5-7) to beseech permission to ignore Jesus's command to give to the poor (Matthew 19:21) with their hideous Big Ugly Bill. These are not Christians. They are selfish scoundrels who only pretend to follow Jesus.

My attempt to distract from the harsh reality of what's happening to our country with a fist-bumping chimp. #sad

Republicans are motivated by hurting and bored by helping.

In a mere matter of days, we can house migrants, but not our homeless. Because being cruel is always the motivation. #AlligatorAuschwitz

$45 billion for a border wall seems unnecessary since the rest of the GOP bill transforms the U.S. into a place no one in their right mind would immigrate to

We should all be disgusted by the flood of anti-Muslim remarks spewed in the aftermath of Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the NYC mayoral primary — some blatant, others latent. Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.

People freaking out about having a socialist in the NYC mayoral residence but OK with having a fascist in the White House.

Pros And Cons Of Banning Fireworks theonion.com/pros-an...

Say it with me. RFK Jr. is killing children.

Meredith has always been a G, but it's still exceptionally weird and very refreshing hearing from a tech exec who can see through all of this AI bullshit for what it is at its foundation: a backdoor surveillance tool.

Hahahaha!