Danaru

Danaru

@danaru.bsky.social

The Appule of Let's Play. He/Him.

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From @/asukababy on Twitter, Mugi (left) rizzes up Milk (right) by dancing around like a weirdo while she barely acknowledges him They already have one child together, this does in fact work somehow

From the official Hirakawa Zoo twitter, Tsugumi has gotten used to his new home and will be on public display soon, he's always been maybe a little too easygoing

PABU ON THE BABY CAM PLAYING WITH THE KEEPER

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Pabu on the baby cam Pabu on the baby cam beardsleyzoo.org/plan-your-vi...

Having a smaller party with Grace's extended family and deployed the tactical cider

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*two sips of cider in* HAHA I LOVE MY ITALIAN FAMILY SORRY AM I YELLING I CANT TELL HAHA

We're in the states visiting Graces family and stayed at a hotel halfway down, but I hadn't remembered that first thing

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Anxiety: "What if you're not good enough" Depression: "Everyone hates you" Mahjong playing red panda who just got richi: "Richi"

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LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!

Kurumi loves going to jail because it means she gets to go on a trip to the lecture hall or somewhere else where they give her apples You can train pandas to do so many things as long as they're cooperative (no) or extremely food motivated (sometimes)

In my current colony we have a Plantkin named Pear, who planted two children that we planted into the dirt and finally bloomed, now they're in school taught by the Vampire Lord that rules the colony and it's so fucking cute, they're learning

Carob and Acacia have officially graduated and joined the colony as adults! Carob has shown great aptitude towards crafting and producing equipment, while Acacia has decided to train to join the colony's Security team despite her genetic disadvantage. Good luck ladies!

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On this day in 2022, a fat faced tabby was caught in a trap. Scared, hungry, and sick with pneumonia, he spent some time in the ICU. The rest is history, but I like to consider today, his shelter intake date, Fishtopher's "birthday."

Nohana from Oji Zoo knows she's adorable and absolutely isn't afraid to play dirty to get more apples (Photos by @/bara6021762 on twitter)

As a Styani she also has such a beautiful dark coat. Behind her you can see Jazz, who wants to be friends. Nohana was good friends with his father Gaia, but she's... Politely ambivalent towards Jazz, let's say. (Photo by @/toro6477 on twitter)

Nohana's brother Couscous has a similarly lovely coat, and his perma-scowl is a hilarious contrast to the watermelon loving prankster he actually is (Photo by @king_li_chacha on twitter)

Tsugumi recently moved from Seapara to Hirakawa Zoo to be with Melody, and despite a bit of nervousness before, it seems Tsugumi has gotten pretty comfortable in his new zoo

Oh that's it? I expected the guy to turn traitor or something, this colony is literally a giant hospital dude that's the gimmick I'm running

Like bro you have your pick of hospital rooms to rest in and I'm pretty sure we already have those organs on hand. Also I really fucking hope this toxic fallout ends at some point because we haven't had any hospital visitors in forever

Reaching a genuine problem in Bannerlord where I'm punching WAY the fuck above my weight class as a small kingdom, but the enemy gains war exhaustion super slow because I don't want to raid villages. I got no beef with the peasantry I don't wanna fuck them over

Got into two quick draw duels in RDR2 last night -First one, tried to shoot the throwing knife out of his hand and accidentally put a round between his eyes -Second one, absolutely could not get the cursor up to his gun in time to disarm him so after ten tries I just put six rounds center mass

As much as people love making fun of Otacon with that line, I love how quickly Snake responded with complete sincerity Honestly Snake's sincerity in MGS1 is so important, whenever you fight a boss and they can't fight anymore, Snake always hears them out and tries to help in their final moments

Oh my god I somehow never noticed Grunder Industries created Osea's mission control software no fucking wonder the Belkans knew about everything that was going on genuinely how did I never connect that

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question for the audience: if you were ultra rich (let’s say $25M), what completely frivolous thing are you buying?

If Pabu isnt on display at Beardsley Zoo while I'm in the states I'm gonna cry but softly so I don't bother the other pandas