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Put that smartass old fuck back in his seat.

Vicious otter attack

What a great way to start the weekend! May all the people who vacation at plantations and plan to get kicked swiftly in the shins 🤷🏾 #NottowayPlantation #BurnBabyBurn Video from @bernardtaylorforcongress on Instagram

average comment section in 2025

Rep. Stacey Plaskett: “If you want to take away all those things from the neediest, take away some shit from the rich as well.” 🔥🔥

Georgia when it is ran by actual demons. The legislature in this shithole state is not run by humans. They're pure evil. Act accordingly.

It’s plain for all to see.

Weber: I'm glad you're addressing us instead of speaking to the camera. … AOC: There are 13.7 million Americans on the other side of that screen. Hello. I’m talking to you because I work for you. They deserve to see what is happening here..

RFK Jr starts having a tantrum as Chris Murphy details how he lied during his confirmation hearing about his anti-vax views

Alsobrooks to RFK Jr: "You are the wrong person for this job. And you had in this hearing today the unmitigated gall to say at the beginning of your testimony that China is ahead of the United States in healthcare because China does not have DEI."

I wouldn't be out there if I didn't believe that America can come through this moment, if each of us is prepared to play our role in demanding and delivering a better future.

GOLDMAN: Will you give Abrego Garcia the due process the Supreme Court has required you to give him? NOEM: If he were to come back to this country, he would be immediately removed again G: How do you know? The Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that he hasn't been treated appropriately

Secretary Noem appears to not want to say if the picture of Abrego Garcia’s hand is doctored Swalwell: I have a 7 year old, a 6 year old, and 3 year old. I have a bullshit detector. I’m just asking you a question

I completely agree with him. Let's get rid of him.

They're the same picture, cuz they feature the same losers.

Steny Hoyer: "Is this infantile bill to rename the Gulf of Mexico really this House's top priority? *phone rings* I think Saturday Night Live just called me. They want me on."

In one switch action and so few words, the Papacy has told America that it's gonna need God in the coming years.

Walz: When did government get to tell you how many dolls your child has? Government just big enough to fit in your bedroom, your womb, and apparently now in your toy chest.

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.

Literally Kansas City

Dear god let this man cook.

Macron shook one hand.

It’s time for accountability. When we get back to Congress next week, articles of impeachment need to be filed against Pete Hegseth.

Maddow: 88% of the country says no, no, he cannot defy a supreme court ruling. Only 9% say yes he can. And you know, it's not the same thing. But I should mention that 9% is also the proportion of Americans who told yougov this week that they have a favorable view of the black plague

Hi, I'm God. Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process. Even Jesus got a hearing.

Walz: An hour by hour day by day basis, the President has chosen, chosen to throw our economy into turmoil. We are talking about a guy that slapped a 10% tariff on an island populated only by penguins. It would be funny as hell if it wasn't true and stupid.

JD Vance: *meets Pope* Pope: *dies*

ground.news/article/home... Lol. Stupid bitch is probably gonna say a brown person stole the shit SHE left behind.

Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"

History always has a lesson.

at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery

Geography lesson at today’s Pro-Due-Process rally.

Columbia is proof that appeasement doesn’t work. Harvard is doing the right thing.

This trolling of KaroLie Barbie is my new kink

RFK Jr.’s lies about autism are disgraceful — and I won't share them to spread misinformation. He consistently undermines public health and reinforces dangerous myths. In Illinois, we stand with those with autism, and I’ll keep fighting for inclusion, science, and the truth.

Dear senators who think you can’t do anything, Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT. ~ All of Us

All this, Twitches ✨💥✨

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

Authoritarianism