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LIVE! I got Doom working! Woo! Quick derust run and then we're running back ER French*ish challenge www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Doom isn't launching properly so I'll troubleshoot it offline. We're switching to ER early!

LIVE! Last-minute filling in on Hotfix on Monday so we're doing a quick derust of Doom! Hopping back into ER French*ish after www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Who the HELL STARTED CUTTING ONIONS IN MY ROOM??? Real talk tho, as soon as I saw this game, I figured something like this would eventually happen. It's not my steez at all but thank you to the devs for making something positive for a world that seems to just endlessly churn out negative rn

Hey billionaires. Can we pwetty pwease have some before we... you know... mob your mansions and eat your faces off?

Bro this looks like they told the model to give the left hand 6 fingers roflcopter

Maybe this is a hot take, but I think AirBnB has been a net negative to society. I've thought that ever since the company was founded.

the video game industry was a 40 year long sociological experiment conducted by Harvard University. the study is now complete. thank you for your time

Good grief man when the hell is the pendulum gonna swing the other way. It can’t keep going like this forever

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Please tell me more about how AI is making everything better.

LIVE! Today, I'm starting what I'm calling the Frenchish challenge lol, the French challenge but I'm not good enough for permadeath so I'm doing <50 deaths (am bad) www.twitch.tv/danejerus

It's a shame that people-working-in-the-White-House-that-are-bad-at-their-job-getting-fired doesn't go all the way to the top.

Waiting for the next South Park episode where they literally just copy and paste the 2008 election episode but they swap out Obama with Brewers and McCain with Dodgers.

It still absolutely boggles my mind that this dude played a recurring character on Vikings and actually held equal to everyone else in every scene he was in

Oh this one PISSES me off because I did a sponsored stream for this game. I’m sending one hell of an email when I get home.

Almost all of the comments are some variation of "why do fridges have to be connected to the internet" and almost nothing admonishing the hackers that would do something so pointless like this in the first place.

I have a very fun GDQ Hotfix run with @danejerus.bsky.social tonight! Lies of P Randomizer Race! 7:00 PM EST twitch.tv/gamesdonequick #speedrunner #liesofp

Holy crap man I've missed streaming. I kinda forgot what a rush I get from it. I'm gonna have to coordinate with Asuka to find some time to keep doing it after the baby gets here because I really missed you all <3

LIVE! I know, I can't believe it either. Prepping for Hotfix on Tuesday with a practice LoP rando race vs. @colonelfats.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/danejerus

So help me god if I don't have 500 extra stimpaks that I hoarded all playthrough long by the time I kill the final boss istg...

I find this offensive

"Why is it always snakes?"

Varre: But you... are... modelless...

Steam! Stop that! I have to pay for day care soon. You can't do this to me.

Anyone who actually says "super intelligence" is to be given a swirly and shoved into a locker.

"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit

People, the REAL power play is interviewing at a coffee shop and bringing an iced coffee from a competitor. It's bold (both your behavior and the coffee) and shows you're a risk-taker.

ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee INTERVIEWER:

Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.

Shocking no one, pro-AI CEO is a dumdum and doesn't know his own address. It's as if he makes hand over fist pushing AI, even if it makes the rest of us dumdums. Fuck AI.

Nothing will ever prepare you for how funny this is

Ironically, this is the webcam feed of all MGS speedrunners

Sadly, streaming might have to take a backseat for a bit. With new job stuff, plus prepping the house for the babby and other general upkeep chores that we've been putting off, I'm not sure how much I'd be able to do. I'll try to be on Sunday, but streams might be sporadic for a bit.

Sound on

LIVE! Sprawl Zero is out NOW! Let's gooooooo www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Yes. Slow it down to a dead stop, then reverse and uninvent it.

On a long enough trajectory, time will loop back on itself and will reinvent the flip phone.

Lost both matches but I met a cool dude who was super nice and helpful and taught me a bit more about bingus. Aside from Twitch's servers killing the stream partway through, S+ strim

LIVE! I know BBs6 is on rn but I'm gonna catch the VOD and FINALLY try my hand at some 1v1 with anyone else that isn't watching atm lol www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! So if I get another sub 3 LowMMR blackout, I'm gonna do something really stupid and try the HighMMR square set. It's going to be tragically funny (tragic for me, funny for you) www.twitch.tv/danejerus

I did say I wanted a sub 3 blackout lol

LIVE! Sorry for being gone for a bit. Had a baby shower out of state (had to go, it's my baby) More ER bingus blackout sub 3 attempts. LowMMR base game www.twitch.tv/danejerus

This is not what your 11th grade English teacher meant for you to use your newfound analytical skills for

BRUH. Offline blackout sub-3 attempt died to Leyndell skip. I was SO CLOSE! This will happen. I got 3 sub-4s back-to-back. Sub-3 WILL happen.