Leche

Good morning! All dams are temporary! Nature will perform dances, far more beautiful than anything we have ever conceived of, on our graves ❤️

I just found out that the first animal we have fossil evidence for having a penis was named Microbrachius Dicki.

Absolutely not. Humans evolved to live on Earth and there’s no other place that has the right amount of everything we need, like climate, liquid water, mix of oxygen and non-toxic gases in the atmosphere, magnetic field, gravity, puppies, kittens, etc.

The lies the rich and powerful are allowed to state are absolutely unbelievable. #muskbullshit. Such a bald-faced liar. No flying car. Let me repeat that. No Tesla flying car.

No it wasn't.

The internet of everything is a stupid idea, it has always been a stupid idea, it always goes will be a stupid idea. Commercial fridges and freezers don't need to be on the internet. They need a temperature dial at the back. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

On a positive note, judging by how furious these fucks are and how they've brought out the real big guns to force Ukraine to stop, the strikes against Russia's oil industry are clearly having a very serious impact.

Your perfect Sunday: Watching football all day. My perfect Sunday: Leading an Episcopalian Sunday School in the morning, making an enormous vat of zuccini and barley soup, discovering a new episode of my fave history podcast before bedtime. Your perfect Sunday: Watching fucking football all day.

Lmao, as soon as I saw “qwen” I muttered under my breath “oh you poor soul”

Swoletariat

So, I’m still allowed to have diarrhea without being part of a national trend, right?

Tres hermanas

Taco Bell did nothing wrong.

PERCEPTION - A dog barks and a gunshot echoes off the walls of some distant building. A woman's voice... SHIVERS - REVACHOL FOREVER.

Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (Vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)

They really think they got a W on this one when everyone got an L

You’ve defied you last anthropomorphic sea mammal

#cats #business #businessanalysis #ai #aibubble

Oh is that right? You think? You think reducing your pricing while your costs stay the same might have a negative effect on Anthropic and OpenAI’s margins? That’s crazy man

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

I’m not like the other boys.

I am eating a pe-beheaded chocolate easter bunny I found sitting around my workplace on a Wednesday in early May and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me

42 Democrats just joined 192 Republicans to reauthorize FISA Section 702 – a warrantless surveillance law that's been used to access Americans' data. Democratic leadership did not whip their members, enabling them to vote with Republicans and give Trump the surveillance powers.

i mean just excommunicate him, why not do it over breakfast, make a proclamation via email, Re: jd vance is going to hell when he dies cc: God bcc: Jesus

Notes is useful because I’m too old to drunk to be drunk texting my friends on weeknights

From here he gets bored and pivots back to murdering immigrants and protestors

I’m a ball of meat on the surface of a watery rock in a big dark cold universe. The circumstances that let to the creation of this rock and my meat body are infallibly rare and irreproducable. I am going to die one day. All of this is beautiful and trying to change any of it is evil.

The way to stay safe on or near an ebike is to stay away from people driving cars, who kill nearly 40k people annually in the US, and well over 1 million people worldwide.

I’m at ICE HQ

Tiocfaidh ár lá ✊🇮🇪🇵🇸🌹🖤

Rising gas prices hate this one weird urban trick.

@humanartistry.bsky.social just signed up

Remember “four dead in Ohio?” That was quaint.

YOU - “Lamby looks soft.” LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face. YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”

it is wholly in the best interests of power if you’re so weary of your endless misery scroll that your nerves are numbed, they want you to experience the video of the killing as a roughly equivalent nuisance to their AI slop posts jeering about wokeness

And reporters who simply uncritically regurgitate these lies are acting as agents to fascism.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=TYy5...

look at what the communists have done

Oh shit, I just remembered I don’t give a shit about what Scott Galloway has to say about anything