Danielle Leong

I did a Barbenheimer photoshoot this weekend and it was everything I could’ve hoped for

Too hot for pants

I truly cannot bring myself to be excited about another app

Omg finally

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

Am I supposed to be professional or fun on this app

Dogs

I forgot what life was like outside of the hellthread. Yesterday was Mother's Day??

The hellthread broke me first, then my notifications

I briefly saw the hellthread and I think that means I’m dead now?

A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong, buddy?” The Möbius strip replies, “Where do I even begin?”

I reverse engineered Twitter's encrypted DM implementation so you don't have to (it's probably the worst end-to-end encrypted messenger that isn't literally broken, and Signal is basically better in every way, but it doesn't seem actively dangerous) https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org/66791.html

us: eating mushrooms for lunch me: “you cannot kill me in a way that matters” them: ??? me:

Does anyone in SF have recording equipment I could borrow? I would love to interview my mom and her technical journey 👀

My mom was a programmer in the 60s. I took her to an event with the last remaining IBM 1401 where we got to program it using the last punch cards in existence. A TechCrunch bro was also at the event loudly asking why this mattered and she schooled the shit out of him

Here for #boglife

Everyone in my Following tab is either talking about content moderation or mothers, both which are sore subjects for me today. Where my unhinged accounts at, what’s weird today?

what people persist in calling "main character" is 99 times out of 100 somebody (often a teen) who said something innocuous, had it explode out of their local context, and responded inexpertly when suddenly mocked by thousands of people. algorithmic The Lottery. it's cruel and should not be mourned

The only correct answer is to be in an open relationship with rice and have a noodle side piece

📢 1.28 is now available! - Mutelists - Content filtering settings now sync between devices - Your email now shows in the settings page - Links should open in app if not on staging.

Cannot wait to write a bot that deletes any skeet over 5 minutes old with less than 10 likes and then punches me in the face for being too hinged on here

Disagree, the pre-vomit ritual is more powerful than any alarm clock

THIS SENT ME INTO A GENUINE PANIC MARRY RICE FUCK NOODLES KILL BREAD IM SORRY

I just said I'd take a pie to the face if they raise $4000 to help abuse victims leave their partners safely. Donation link in this skeet. (Where does the pie come from? Who does the pie-ing? Dammit, so many questions!)

Day 53: I’ve yet to find the hellthread. I’m afraid my men will soon mutiny. We are down to our last butt. Our Alf milkers ran dry three days ago. This may be my final letter martha. Tell the children to keep posting.

There’s so many pixels 😧

Hey everyone! Want to let you know we’re not all going to be on bsky.social forever. We’ve been making progress towards federation, and will start off with a sandbox environment to prioritize safety and stability as we move towards distributing out control over the ecosystem.

fren: "you have to realize the AT protocol and the activityhub are not intrinsically inimical approaches to..." me: "did u know if u post /honk a fuckin goose shows up in your mentions"

I once wrote a paper about protocols instead of platforms, which @jack.bsky.social read, and thought was a good idea, and hired @jay.bsky.team to do something about, and she and her team built this site. And, I still don't quite understand what happened or how it's real.